An actual gay with a boyfriend named @shivvy, and a cat named #MissPaws, in a city that people want to live in named Austin. Recovering music blogger.
RT @JoParkerBear: When Canadians fight on Twitter. https://t.co/kVyRYTOcQs
RT @AngryBlackLady: Has trump accomplished anything so far? I'm seriously asking. What has he done besides siphon taxpayer money into his p…
Correction: Kush shouldn't be involved in our government whatsoever. twitter.com/tpm/status/868…
RT @Shakestweetz: The Portland white supremacist killer appears to be a Bernie supporter who became a Trump supporter & wished death on Cli…
No but we did notice that you're a complete and total embarrassment who is grossly incompetent. Go back to the priv… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
RT @Whataburger: The whole point of a coffee shake is when you need to chill out but you have to stay woke
Bitch PLEASE! If you gave a shit about the integrity of our democracy you'd address gerrymandering. twitter.com/danpatrick/sta…
What about post-birth Americans who need healthcare and an education? twitter.com/danpatrick/sta…
Our country's infrastructure is crumbling and @DanPatrick is focused on where people pee. #priorities #smallergovernment
The party of smaller government ladies and gentlemen. twitter.com/texasobserver/…
RT @funnyanimalbook: carly rae jepsen is the opposite of the government because i'm always happy about the secret thing she's up to
RT @JustinRayMusic: More people should hear this https://t.co/eiYjXKaA12
RT @JMPoff: my favorite part of being gay is @carlyraejepsen
RT @WellsDunbar: still can’t get over how savage this is https://t.co/DpiivyDa6p
So I guess Hillary should have body slammed Trump? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
RT @JackedYoTweets: Jesus died for our spins https://t.co/5mxrGUfgrU
Trying to decided on a lanyard statement for the 2017 festival season.
Hey assholes, you can have your “Men-Only” movie screenings as soon as the patriarchy is smashed. Wait your fucking turn.
RT @CovertCuriosity: Some internet men are furious they can't go to a women's only screening of Wonder Woman at the @drafthouse https://t.c…
RT @brooklynvegan: Mary Epworth preps new album ‘Elytral’ — watch the “Me Swimming” video starring Robert Lloyd Parry https://t.co/NvtuCEt…
It’s weird to live in a time in which the term “body slam” is used in a political context and it’s not a metaphor…at least not exclusively.
RT @KrangTNelson: I call this series "Faces of People Forced into a Photo Op with President Trump" https://t.co/dZVknzSLXW
RT @mollycrabapple: Body slam guy believes that dinosaurs were heterosexually married in Noah's ark https://t.co/tqHu6UfoVt
RT @PigsAndPlans: here are some famous country albums but with young thug https://t.co/F3yzS8ApzO
RT @cher: 🚽's DANGEROUS IMBECILE Who'll Bring Down🇺🇸If Not Stopped‼️His Healthcare & Tax Plan Will Actually KILL PPL. The 🌎Should Fear 🚽LIK…
Nothing 🚽 does is shocking to me anymore. twitter.com/miriamelder/st…
I am SO excited to see @AldousHarding at @mohawkaustin next month! bbc.co.uk/programmes/p05…
RT @JarettSays: Me: Nothing could make me want a "Charlie's Angels" reboot Also me: Reboot "Charlie's Angels" immediately if not sooner!!…
Can someone write one of those millennials are ruining everything posts about how kids these days don’t include dashes in phone numbers?
This 90’s club bangers playlist is the only thing getting me through right now open.spotify.com/user/austinblo…
I think he put his tax returns in that wall. twitter.com/albamonica/sta…
I can't believe we elected a man whose most damning vocab word is, "loser."
CONTEXT: Infowars was given a day pass White House credential, not a permanent press pass. High school students can… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
2017 is seriously depleting my outrage bank. Getting harder and harder to GAF.
Do you think if publications stop posting about how many times Travis Scott played the same song, he’d play a different song?
RT @cher: TRUMP ISNT READY 4WHATS COMING.TRUMP’S REALITY SHOW HOST,WITH NO UNDERSTANDING OF REALITY.☠️SQUAD,PENCE, RYAN,SESSIONS &ENTIRE GO…
It's ridiculous that in 2017 we're still making people in the Navy dress like the dude on the Cracker Jack box.
RT @ananavarro: Ivanka Fund got $100MM pledge from Saudis & UAE. But oops! Trump is like Hallmark cards. There's an old tweet to celebrat…
RT @raggapegs: LOL! Melania in Tel Aviv is as MISERABLE, as Melania in the U.S. Watch her push away the CREEP's hand. PRICELESS😂😂😂This guy…
Is anyone getting Progressives & Democrats on the same page for mid terms or are we just going to blame each other for Trump until we lose?
Every few months I get Paula Abdul's "Vibeology" stuck in my head.
RT @caitlin__kelly: this mad libs got weird twitter.com/thehill/status…
I can't wait to see #Kehlani at @emosaustin on Wednesday! #FWU twitter.com/wescoremore/st…
Went to Austin Books & Comic for the first time. It was so overwhelming and amazing. Feeling #blessed to live in Austin.
RT @cschweitz: Nearly 700 vacancies at CDC because of Trump administration’s hiring freeze washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-h…
RT @InxsyS: Trump has failed to even nominate a candidate for 491 of the 553 key administration positions that require Senate approval.
RT @JaredDryden: me on Twitter vs me irl https://t.co/nTpZ42gyf7
RT @BRANDONWARDELL: a mute is stronger than a block bc a block gives them the satisfaction of a screenshot. a screenshot is content. never…
It must be weird for Mark Zuckerberg to get cyberbullied via a platform he created.
RT @babystew: Can we reject Trump’s citizenship while he’s out of the country and make him live in an airport like Tom Hanks?
RT @Dan_Cassaro: wait those aren't even official military pins https://t.co/eMAzPMaGEY
In fairness that inaccuracy was in a quote from @texrenfest, not a @KHOU error but STILL can we get a [sic] up in here?
Looks like #Middlelands might be looking for a new home…also how is it that no one can manage to get the name “C3 P… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
RT @sethmoulton: As the Representative of Salem, MA, I can confirm that this is false. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
Had so much fun at our company Roller Disco party tonight. Thanks to @rhackleman for the epic photo! https://t.co/pq7XOu74H0
RT @ClickHole: Roger Ailes, America’s Jolly Grandpa Who Was Always Pulling Beloved Goofs On Ladies, Was Murdered By The Deep State https://…
RT @MADmagazine: Once More, With Stealing Dept. TIME MAGAZINE RIPS OFF MAD MAGAZINE? madmagazine.com/blog/2017/05/1… https://t.co/bfYrj2DpUb
RT @koopa_kinte: They really gave this complete stranger the confidence he needed to complete a task. Even pointed to the exact spot. https…
Who will be the third?
RT @stevenportnoy: JUST IN: Fox News reporting its founder, Roger Ailes, has died at age 77.
So sad about Chris Cornell. The class of Pearl Jam, Stone Temple Pilots, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains and Nirvana is almost all gone now. 😞
RT @sza: Why does pasta have such a strong grip on my life 😔
Can we all just agree to unfuck some shit?! twitter.com/lurie_john/sta…
RT @SOSFestTX: #SOSFEST LINEUP 🔜 🔜 🔜 🔜 🔜 🔜
Had a great discussion about politics on Facebook with some fellow liberals. I found this Stock Photo, which pretty… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
tfw Mura Masa’s “One Night” comes on https://t.co/rLSYBdSoyx
Just added a song I heard on Beats 1 to one of my Spotify Playlists, just as Apple intended.
@grizzlybear announced a new tour, without a stop in Austin. Does that even count as a tour if you don’t come to Austin? 😁
You know why youths like Snapchat more than Facebook? I’ve never been in a Snapchat argument.
I can’t be the only one cynical enough to think the dude suing his date for texting during the movie is a PR plant for Drafthouse.
Y’all, Xscape is reuniting for #EssenceFestival and now I really want to go.
Raise your hand if your job involves getting cyberbullied on the regular. https://t.co/GmJCQiBBQQ
I'll care what Senator Sanders thinks as soon as he has as many constituents as the Mayor of a small city.
Also, don't talk to me about the Independent Senator from Vermont if we're talking about Democrats.
If you call yourself a progressive and you're still fixated on tearing-down Hillary, you're doing progress wrong.
RT @marcushjohnson: How you supposed to be the leader of the Democratic Party when you won't join the party and won't even consider impeach…
I hate Trump as much as the next guy but I'm not frothing at the mouth for a President Pence either.
 
 
 
 
 
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