An actual gay with a boyfriend named @shivvy, and a cat named #MissPaws, in a city that people want to live in named Austin. Recovering music blogger.
RT @joecabralez: Want to also help those affected the #mexicoearthquake? Check out this link for a list of organizations and causes: https:…
Profound online. Total dipshit IRL.
RT @Orange_JuIius: The Avacado Julius tastes like shit but marketing says we need more millennial customers so whatever
Quick update- It’s 2017 and I’m listening to Ska.
RT @everywhereist: "FETUSES ARE SACRED AND MUST BE PROTECTED." So you'll cover prenatal care? "Ha ha ha ha ha, oh god, no." https://t.co/…
RT @ParkerMolloy: Dril's tweet is the inevitable follow-up Google-dude is going to post like 18 hours from now https://t.co/LsGTfTEynr
RT @RealLifeKaz: First, Jay Z supports Colin Kaepernick at Meadows Festival. Then... twitter.com/thesource/stat…
Lots of great stuff on this @dayfornightfest Lineup small name favs include: Cardi B, Perfume Genius, Sky Ferreira,… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
 
Also, very excited to see St. Vincent over the next fest cycle. I love her new songs.
RT @xmasape: You can't discuss the history of Toys R Us without mentioning how the horrors of 9/11 made Geoffrey briefly lose his cartoon i…
Well no one wanted to play my guessing game and the Lineup already leaked. So that was fun!
Hipster parents, rejoice! LOL (thx @WorkmanPub & @SandyBoynton) amazon.com/exec/obidos/AS… https://t.co/HVRrvvirFu
 
You had me at Scott Bakula
Maybe Young Thug? idk What do y’all think? Any D4N Lineup guesses?
So far my guesses are M.I.A., Air and Welcome to Houston.
Trying to guess who might be on the Day for Night Lineup (out tomorrow), it’s actually really tough. Who would have guessed Bjork DJ Set?
RT @burgessev: Just heard a senator tell another senator: "have a nice weekend" It's Tuesday.
If you liked “A Ghost Story” but hated “Mother!” then your taste is suspect.
RE Cash Me Ouside girl: Part of me is like, get that cheddar girl and part of me is like, take me now asteroid! #LifeIn2017
Do you think Frank Ocean’s “Endless” will ever be on Spotify or is it forever sclusy to Apple Music?
RT @evilfaggot: when someone i hate needs something i have https://t.co/7bGdY11L20
That’s not entirely true but DAMN I love this song.
Demi Lovato is the only thing bringing me peace in Trump’s America. youtube.com/watch?v=zyjSnp…
RT @chartdata: Cardi B's "Bodak Yellow" is expected to reach #1 on next week's Hot 100.
RT @nadasurf: i don't understand why healthcare is not as obvious a right as school, police and armed forces protection and a public defend…
I was already on the fence re: James Corden…now I’m fully on the “No Thanks” side of that fence. twitter.com/jodecicry/stat…
RT @austinmobility: Help better ATX 🚲! Download @RideReportApp & easily rate your route. We use cumulative data to improve ATX for 🚲. https…
My recent searches in Spotify are so schizo- Yolo Carter -> Daniel Caesar -> Shamir -> DJDS ->Curls -> Jorja Smith ->SWMRS -> Lil Uzi Vert
Hmmm, “The Truth About Guns” editor entered a business that prohibits guns…accidentally. Ooooooooookaaaaaaayyyy. 🤔 twitter.com/oh_steph/statu…
There was a beauty salon next to my house as a kid and Rolling Stone was too risqué for their customers so they’d give them to me.
I kid but it is sad to me that Rolling Stone is going away. I read that religiously before blog-culture took over (then evaporated).
Oh snap! They gave that honor to Beyonce last year. I stand corrected and/or did Bob Dylan not release anything in 2k16?
Do you think one of the stipulations for buying Rolling Stone is you have to award Best Album of the year to white men over 50?
RT @kittaveli: "special snowflake" is nice words. i dont know why im supposed to not like being called that
Shoutout to my Canadian Literature class in college for introducing me to Handmaid's Tale.
RT @jesuspinkman: Me at Elizabeth moss and the church of Scientology twitter.com/akabashh/statu…
With that said, Elizabeth Moss was great on The West Wing, Mad Men, Handmaid's Tale & that Bayer commercial.
I'm so happy for Elizabeth Moss but so sad she's a Scientologist. #Emmys
Dennis Quaid looks like he wanted to know what cocaine smells like. #Emmys
David E Kelley 4 life. #Emmys
Why did Nicole Kidman kiss Billie Ray Cyrus?
RT @PicassoShxt: "Said step sis, You can't get the Prince If you wanted to These is slippers These is glass bottoms These enchanted shoe…
RT @FeldmanAdam: Best moment of the #Emmys so far: Jackie Hoffman yelling "dammit!!" when she lost to Laura Dern https://t.co/euCWaRFsAy
I like John Oliver but Samantha Bee wins all my #Emmys.
RT @tehdago: Alec is a garbage trump. Voters should ashamed of themselves. TITUS WAS ROBBED #Emmys
RT @ItGetsBetter: .@LenaWaithe is first woman of color to win for Writing - Comedy Series at the #Emmys! 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾. Love the shout out to your…
RT @kylegriffin1: Trump has now retweeted this gif where it's made to look like he's hit Hillary Clinton with a golf ball. Happy Sunday, ev…
RT @DavidCornDC: Yes, the president once bragged about committing sexual assault. Now he jokes about violence against a woman. GOPers must…
RT @ohheybrittany: why did cypress hill @ goop https://t.co/KdCdJjnTqZ
Dang, I guess St Louis police are too busy running over elderly women and killing black men to provide security for… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Because a zebra can't change its stripes? twitter.com/newyorker/stat…
RT @KevinMKruse: I don't know what role she was nominated for here, but the way Dolly gets lost in this character is *amazing* https://t.co…
RT @MF_DAD: Gotta just pay it forward and let Meemaw float. twitter.com/DaddyJohno/sta…
Wait, Kaskade is coming to @KingdomAustin?! That’s going to sell-out in a nanosecond. twitter.com/kaskade/status…
RT @indiepixie: I just donated to RAINN to support survivors of sexual violence. Please consider doing the same. donate.rainn.org
RT @HoustonFoodBank: There is a great need for school supplies now after #Harvey. Help our Teachers Aid Program with our Wish List items. h…
RT @MahatmaRiceUSA: Where we should go next? We are providing lunch breaks for those working on #Harvey clean-up efforts w/ our sister bran…
Does Fred Savage sound like Daniel Stern yet or do we still have to wait a few more years?
RT @shivvy: SOMETIMES I make myself laugh really hard but then simultaneously say "what if that was the last tweet of my life?" https://t.c…
RT @roseveleth: If you think that "sex robots could murder you" story is scary, I have bad news for you about men.
This seems like an excellent use of government resources…🤔 twitter.com/thehill/status…
I WILL NOT ENGAGE SOUTHERN, STRAIGHT, WHITE MEN IN POLITICAL DISCOURSE ON FACEBOOK I WILL NOT ENGAGE SOUTHERN, STRA… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Don’t like Hillary Clinton? Don’t read her book! She’s a private citizen now, what she does won’t affect your life.
RELATED- 99% of your Hillary Clinton criticisms are baseless misogyny!
SO tired of false-equivalence from conservatives!
tfw you want to eat enchiladas for lunch but you gotta eat salad via health https://t.co/zfQNXQvlIK
Holy shiiiiiiit this lineup is SO good! Tickets go on sale at 3pm and start as low as $30. twitter.com/c3concerts/sta…
I need to see a Demi Lovato concert ASAP
RT @cher: OUR HEARTS❤️ AND PRAYERS📿 ARE WITH YOU.  Support those affected by Hurricane Harvey & Irma. 🤙Call 1-800-258-6000 or text GIVE to…
I wish JT would just leave the Newsies caps at home. I <3 you JT!
Fun fact, Tori Kelly is actually twins and you only see one at a time via Mary Kate and Ashley on Full House.
In a related note, how much do I have to give to talk to Oprah and/or Cher on the phone?!
Seeing Cher and Oprah together is very exciting to me and very scary to me. Security wherever they are better be tighter than Fort Knox!
Changing my lock screen to Magnum-era Tom Selleck has already vastly improved my life. https://t.co/12KYpXXfIY
With that said, I do think it’s cool that now we know who is singing on dance music tracks. IDK who sang for C+C Music Factory.
I can’t tell if dance music artists are more collaborative or if they’re just better at credits.
tbh I can’t believe Car Seat Headrest with White Reaper @mohawkaustin isn’t sold out yet. Rock n roll’s not dead! mohawkatx.queueapp.com/events/36121?p…
I don’t really understand why they even released the iPhone 8? Seems like they should have just release iPhone X and called that the 8.
RT @ditzkoff: As an inside joke, John Travolta's face can open Nic Cage's iPhone X, and vice versa
Hopefully this means, the original Viktor Vaughn LP will be reissued on vinyl. #PraysToOprah twitter.com/consequence/st…
“Do it look like I was left off the #AppleEvent?” - iPhone 9 https://t.co/F9OeiMyDLF
For me, I still haven’t seen any features that would make me want to upgrade from my iPhone 6 but we shall see...
If you really want to impress me with your phone’s camera, show me pics you took of a show at Beerland.
I’m not sure bionic means what they think it means… #AppleEvent
Ok, we’re getting to Apple TV. Now, we’re talking.
Sorry but there’s no way those AirPods would stay in this bruh’s ears while he does complex skateboard tricks. #AppleEvent
RT @aparnapkin: How can I be a misogynist if I live in my MOM's basement
RT @TechCrunch: Team member is now doing a call on Apple Watch with Jeff. We’re shown a live video shot of her on a paddleboard as she talk…
UPDATE- They cut to a live-shot of a woman taking a call on her Apple Watch while stand-up paddle boarding.
I would def wear an Apple Watch if someone gave me one for free.
FINALLY, I can take calls on my watch while I’m surfing! #AppleEvent
 
 
 
 
 
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