An actual gay with a boyfriend named @shivvy, and a cat named #MissPaws, in Austin. Regional potato chip fan. Recovering music blogger.
Just scheduled an Instagram post via Hootsuite and it actually worked! https://t.co/zir6tyC4ra
This was a very controversial topic. Breakfast tacos inspire a lot of passion. twitter.com/jasonjermaine/…
RT @makeupbyshaniah: Y’all are broke and very ugly thats the difference twitter.com/chrisfrom_216/…
RT @shauntae_stay: the dutch guy sitting beside me on this plane tapped me on the shoulder and said “is this you” whilst holding open my gr…
Even if they did arm teachers, you know they’d make them pay for their own bullets.
RT @JaneCaseyAuthor: The best explanation of what it's like to be on the internet that I've seen yet. https://t.co/tR8xAz2yif
So far the Strips vs. Bits breakfast taco debate is at roughly 50/50. Make your voice heard -> instagram.com/austinbloggy twitter.com/jasonjermaine/…
File this under, I’m terrible at planning ahead crossed with I’m spoiled.
Was gonna StubHub some floor tix for St. Vinny but damn those fees are spendy.
San Antonio friends, this is the only thing worth leaving the house for tonight. twitter.com/brassmonkeytx/…
Oh, so regulating the entertainment industry is tight but the gun industry is a no. Ok. twitter.com/thehill/status…
75% of congress isn’t sharp enough to trust behind the wheel of my car and yet we give them the keys to the nation. 🤔
I’m not saying people over 40 have no value, I’m saying it’s time for them to play tambourine while the youth sing lead.
Why are we letting these octogenarian pieces of shit who are on death’s door run our government?
Can we just stop electing people over the age of 40?
Conservatives re: Gun regulations- Criminals break laws, what’s the point in laws?! Conservatives re: pornography- That’s a health hazard and should be illegal! Conservative re: abortion access- How wide are the facilities' hallways?!
Conservatives re: gun rights- Don’t restrict my freedoms! Conservatives re: women’s rights- We decide what’s medically necessary. Conservatives re: LGBTQIAA+ rights- You can’t marry that person! You can’t pee there.
It’s the hap, happiest time of the year. twitter.com/inbloomfest/st…
RT @Shakestweetz: This is a pointed slap in the face to feminists and the LGBTQ community. twitter.com/scottwongDC/st…
Also curious if Alex Desert will be in the band?
If HEPCAT is in-play, imma need someone to bring them to Austin ASAP. THANK YOU! https://t.co/6YBpSRLXIw
Wayne LaPierre can eat my whole asshole
RT @ehjovan: kids: *see a gay couple* republicans: think of the children they don’t need to be exposed to that lifestyle kids: *survive m…
RT @jaboukie: "hOw CaN YoU tAlK aBoUt GuN CoNtRoL wHeN yOu'Ve NeVeR FiReD a GuN" how ya'll anti gay and you've never sucked cock
RT @funder: Look at the gigantic crowd of teens at Union Station in DC headed to the US Capitol to protest. Wow. These kids are gonna save…
If the problem is, “How do we get more bullet-riddled corpses in our schools?” then Trump certainly found the best solution. twitter.com/tpm/status/966…
The most surprising thing to me about this note, is that it implies Trump can read. Presumably the side he’s looking at has pictograms. twitter.com/ap_politics/st…
RT @stevebousquet: The scene at the Capitol in Tallahassee https://t.co/lcJJgRzPA3
“Viral sandwich” is a truly unappealing phrase. I feel like sometimes people forget what a virus is. twitter.com/austin360/stat…
tfw someone asks me to tone-down the gayness https://t.co/btBSRVPDeF
RT @Caleb__Eli: White people : black people are doing too much. Wakanda doesn't even exist. Black people : Neither does Hogwarts. White…
I think I’m the only person from my high school’s graduating class who’s not yet involved in a pyramid scheme.
Dear internet, Will someone please merge the visual of Fergie’s National Anthem performance with the audio from Radiohead’s National Anthem? Thanks, Everyone
RT @BostonJerry: We live in a country where police departments conduct stings on convenience stores that sell cigarettes to minors but can'…
mrw “Diamonds” comes on the shuffle https://t.co/NbIJyyLG5O
Celebrating @rihanna’s birthday with this 50 song essentials playlist: open.spotify.com/user/austinblo…
tfw you’re a pharmacy but you still get friend-zoned twitter.com/observer/statu…
In fairness, I was in the office I just wasn’t at my desk 💅🏻 twitter.com/greenfannypack…
Some of my favorite divas all share a birthday! Happy Birthday to @FiestaFlores, @rihanna & @Nakia!
RT @LizzieMolyneux: I may be a little late on this, but has anyone tried just confronting the Noid and asking him to cool it?
RT @Kaji: @Massawyrm God's going to have to do better than just a new SNZ album.
Really hope Fergie doesn't use Twitter.
RT @koketsongobeni_: Twitter is just a mobile app on your phone. Its not like we drive to Twitter everyday. twitter.com/seyi_ro/status…
RT @jewsinaroom: the floor is heterosexuality twitter.com/diodio0013tw/s…
They should have got Lana Del Rey to do the National Anthem, and not that lame-ass racist version with all the shooting, the real one. youtu.be/sxDdEPED0h8
RT @Glitoris: Rihanna Night This TuezGayz!! https://t.co/tS7irBl0ns
Dammit the new Drake video has me crying at my desk. Extreme Makeover: Drake Edition/Drake-Eye for the Straight Guy? youtu.be/XUqRem0W8L8
RT @ryanAmurphy: So, you want a smaller file size? That don't compress me much.
I like Siamese Dream and Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness as much as the next person but this twerp needs to evaporate.
Just a little reminder, in case you’re tempted to support Billy Corgan during this “Smashing Pumpkins reunion” tour. https://t.co/NN7R0g9p9P
RT @CBSNews: Carmen Schentrup Meadow Pollack Peter Wang Nicholas Dworet Christopher Hixon Aaron Feis Luke Hoyer Alaina Petty Jaime…
Me: I need to listen to #SXSW music to prepare for next month. Also Me: Cues-up Carly Rae Jepsen’s “Boy Problems” for the 5000th time.
LOL the Smashing Pumpkins reunion tour is coming to Frank Erwin. cc- @Groupon
This world has me feeling helpless. Tonight I’m gonna see @keysnkrates and dance cause I’m not dead yet goddamnit! youtube.com/watch?v=PFirmU…
RT @carissajanuary: THEY FUCKING LOCKED UP TIDE PODS BECAUSE 734 people tried to eat them. In like 4 days! You can’t tell me there’s NOTH…
While we’re all freaking out about access to mental healthcare & sensible gun control these ass-hats are trying to limit ADA lawsuits. twitter.com/jakesherman/st…
And instead of “Active Shooter,” we’ll call them “Anthem Kneelers” and we’ll rename “bullets” “food for the poor.” Problem solved. twitter.com/nwg83/status/9…
Conservatives only care about children when they’re in the womb. Once their feet hit terra firma, they’re on their own.
New Frank Ocean and new Beach House within hours of each other. I have too many feelings for this rn https://t.co/TtQ3yiAj7d
One person's 2nd Amendment right shouldn't trump another person's right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.
Woke up thinking TGIF...then I realized it's Thursday.
RT @GregNoire: @davidgarrickh @KamFranklin @ktru @iammothwings @abry_music if you’re not for gun control now, it’s safe to say you’re a tra…
Politicians deciding what to do in the wake of our country’s 18th mass shooting of 2018. https://t.co/orPtWaux9T
RT @jeremyscheuch: Please keep all your thoughts and prayers.
Sorry parents, getting re-elected is more important to your government representatives than the lives of your children.
RT @goldengateblond: My outrage is wasted energy. Seriously. When Americans didn't rise up after dozens of CHILDREN were slaughtered, we pr…
RT @YpsiGal: @joanwalsh @NRA @NRATV 😭 https://t.co/noGnvZhKdo
RT @docrocktex26: Our government is "small" enough to take away your birth control but not your abusive husband's gun.
RT @jamdugg: I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE A HANDBASKET
Obviously I don’t know ANY info about this yet but guessing the shooter’s motivation was fragile masculinity.
Another day, another mass shooting, another opportunity for thoughts, prayers and inaction on the part of our lawmakers twitter.com/boingboing/sta…
This new Eminem vid with Ed Sheeran is SO good! https://t.co/z2q05uyvlO
RT @ianabramson: When you compare the size of a gummy worm versus a gummy bear, it starts to paint a horrific picture of the gummy universe.
RT @SideOneTrackOne: .@AustinTownHall VS Side One Track One is all set. Full details coming soon. I'll tell you this now though, it's Sunda…
RT @Phil_Lewis_: Somebody come get Jason Derulo, plz https://t.co/JjBkDBmtdG
RT @BarbarellaATX: Fat TuezGayz!! Doors at 10p! https://t.co/mzdBVmwGFc
RT @swaveyjerr: " I'll just take 183 wait I'm on the sidewalk " https://t.co/wRwu1nnQEK
Not my fav Miley Cyrus song but it’s good. twitter.com/aaantwon/statu…
This new one with Future that sounds like a cast-off from Drake’s “More Life” is tight though.
I like Tinashe but IMHO her stuff with Blood Orange is better than anything she’s released before or after.
In other news, listening to @palewaves again. Wall to wall bops. Make sure to catch them at #SXSW or at least stream their hits.
One of the many things to hate about the Snapchat update, sometimes it’s hard to tell how long ago someone posted a story. Just watched a Snap that had only been live for 2 minutes, LIKE A FUCKING STALKER!
RT @Adaripp: To all those who tweet at me saying that they “hope I fail”, I have failed many times many times in my life. But more importan…
When my personal brand talks to a brand I work for. https://t.co/6PzKu1Q3K6
RT @TheCJMorgan: Auto-play on any format - be it ESPN videos, Soundcloud, or random web ads - makes me want to be rebirthed from a jackal,…
RT @inbloomfest: When Uzi drops XO Tour Llif3 at #InBloomFest in March https://t.co/frE1XfbAxI
Hoping Jaden Smith, Kelela and Tinashe are all the same day but tbh I probably won’t end-up at Pandora anyway. #noshade
Pandora has a pretty bad-ass Lineup for #SXSW. They’ll be “at the Gatsby” this year…ie the parking lot at 6th and 35. RSVP via listening to Pandora's SXSW station? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ pdora.co/2n9i9gn https://t.co/fbNImdZxQU
 
 
 
 
 
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