Host of Scam School for Discovery & Hacking The System for NatGeo. 2 Billboard #1 comedy albums ~New Show: The Modern Rogue~ youtube.com/modernrogue
Counterpart looks amazing, but then I think "eh... sign up for starz AGAIN?" (should I?)
Nate Staniforth just launched a new series, “American Magic,” and it looks wonderful: youtube.com/watch?v=APMGMj…
If you dig a podcast, read this thread. If you don't get podcasts, read this thread. twitter.com/jenniej23/stat…
Holy moly this looks fun! "Beat Saber" is an amazing-looking VR beat rhythm game. Dig this: youtube.com/watch?v=3rIjcR…
 
@blonde4now @Gusdavis @erniecline @massawyrm Loved rock band and the like...This looks like a *blast* youtube.com/watch?v=3rIjcR…
Favorite part of today was, after working together on some card magic stuff with @johncheese, I took a moment to check his past twitter feed... ...and discovered he'd predicted our first evening together perfectly, one year before we met: twitter.com/johncheese/sta…
I just learned that exactly 10 years ago Breaking Bad began airing. So. Awesome. 10 years ago on this day, we were editing and producing the first Scam School pilots. I was swimming with the excitement of knowing we'd launch in just 3 months. What about you?
Fun fact: it's shocking how many people think Modern Rogue is "scripted." We don't write scripts, but I think they're confused by how polished our conversations look. This is a good segment of raw footage showing the re-starts and stumbles edited out. youtu.be/OSXQqh6KPEU?t=…
I find it fascinating that both phrases convey the same sentiment, but with starkly different tones and implications.
“Power isn’t granted, it is assumed” is credited to David Miscavige, leader of Scientology. google.com/amp/s/www.busi… “If you want to achieve greatness stop asking for permission” is in this art by Eddie Colla, was (ironically) stolen by a Walmart retailer: buzzfeed.com/rachelzarrell/…
Second pop quiz, and then you’ll get the answer: who wrote “if you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission”?
Pop quiz, and no googling. Just answer your honest guess and I’ll say who said it in a second. Question: who is credited for the epiphany of realizing “Power is not granted, it is assumed”?
Yo Austin! We’re shooting Scam School tomorrow (Friday) at 4pm at the HandleBar at 5th and Brazos… come on out and I’ll buy you a beer!
"Drone saves two Australian swimmers in world first" bbc.com/news/world-aus…
Hey: if you want to read a news article that's inconveniently behind a paywall, just copy the headline and paste it as a search in news.google.com from an incognito browser. The site assumes you're a casual, uninterested visitor and lets you see the full article free.
Also, I really hope that was all formatted appropriately clever for you. (if it matters, it looked fantastic on tweetdeck.)
(for a second, I was afraid that you'd just think I was going to say "too slow!" But you're better than that.)
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Wait. Forget about whatever that last thing was I retweeted said. This one is more important because it complements me :-D twitter.com/chartografos92…
RT @Keyygan: "When life gives you lemons, you make a taser" ~ @CaptainMurphy and @shwood
You wouldn’t believe how many decisions and achievements in my life can be traced back to my parents choosing to allow me a compuserve account when I was 10 years old. (Thanks, Mom and Dad.) https://t.co/OdGEZaYzQ3
This just makes my day to hear. I’m so stoked that new fans now have a 100-episode back catalogue to dive into, too! twitter.com/WesOrlik/statu…
oh, hey! Happy Birthday @BettyMWhite! Happy Birthday, @MichelleObama @amtrekker, @dlprager, @travislopes, @IAmSteveHarvey (Steve, I was on your show once!) A whole bunch of rad people seem to have been born on January 17!
Lots of people on Twitter are comparing various folks who say they're 240 pounds. Now's probably a good time to remember this: https://t.co/YxhERecuXY
I wrote an email about a project from one of my favorite magicians. Dig it: mailchi.mp/shwood/fyi-out… (If you'd like to get emails like these, you can sign up at scamstuff.com)
I think I'm really digging this mustache. (don't tell @invisiblewife)
gaze upon my ridiculous mustache as we discuss weird things live, right now: twitch.tv/nightattack
hey: what's the first web site you check when you wake up?
RT @eean: @shwood @invisiblewife The Dude Abides https://t.co/RrxktySdqg
okay, spoilers: @invisiblewife won't let me keep the Chester A Arthur... so it's a tight race between the 'stache or the 'burns. https://t.co/A5BzBRUep6
holy crow. It's supposed to snow in Austin this week. Twice.
(also: bonus life-points for "low rider" playing in the background)
Omg-- take a look at the original bump key being copied in this: reddit.com/r/lockpicking/… :-D :-D :-D
Unless I hear a better idea, I plan to shave my ridiculous beard into the Chester A. Arthur tomorrow: google.com/search?q=chest…
Strangely enough, I'm not certain that was an important part of the film. I don't have words for it yet, but give me a couple of days to digest what I'm feeling. (also: the mere fact that I'm saying that means I think it was a worthy watch.) twitter.com/RatMan_Returns…
Just watched I, Tonya. Wow.
RT @jgabler5025: This is horribly idiotic. Well done @shwood and @CaptainMurphy, and congrats on Ep. 100. youtu.be/a2Whkq4rClY
I'd like to think that Cave Johnson would approve.
Today we released our 100th episode of The Modern Rogue, in which we build a Lemon Stun Gun: youtube.com/watch?v=a2Whkq…
POP QUIZ! What's the difference between "discreet" and "discrete"?
Taking submissions now: What thing on the internet have you experienced that you most want me to experience as well?
This week's Scam School is a particularly good magic trick, that totally fooled all three magicians. Worth the effort to learn: youtube.com/watch?v=edH6D4…
This is just a pencil writing a math equation, but try to listen and *not* hear the cantina band song: youtube.com/watch?v=Jcghl0…
Hey: you did good today. (Maybe everyone around you missed it… but I noticed. Well done, friend.)
LOL someone printed out a web page and threw it on my driveway WTF https://t.co/Xn9MjdZJeU
Darknet Diaries is a fantastic podcast. Real stories from the internet's underbelly, expertly told. @tunnelsup is just killing it, and you should start with episode one: darknetdiaries.com
Tonight's Night Attack is our first with the whole team together live in almost a month. If you've not watched, this should be a good one to hop in on. twitter.com/NightAttackSho…
Saying "no" to someone is really hard. Yet on the other side of "no" is often peace, tranquility, and sanity. If you can't seem to muster a "no", try saying "I'm sorry, it's my policy to never [[lend money to friends, etc.]]" (decide to make that your policy before saying it.)
RT @shwood: @OscarOnTheCouch @BroBible @AngryJoeShow I'm not going to say that 15 years ago I discovered how to time travel in to the futur…
RT @ManMadeMoon: Im actually pretty cheery today! Dad lived ten lives in the years he had! There are many lessons he taught me, but toda…
back for the first Weird Things podcast of 2018! Join us live: twitch.tv/nightattack
Once a year, residents of Austin pay a great and terrible price to live here. Today is that day. kxan.com/2014/02/25/dai…
When someone shits on your butterfly knife video and you try to mock them, but instead you accidentally just make their day and you decide "You know what? That's okay. Good on you, sir. Rock on." https://t.co/vPhZOgB721
This place does super-fancy smoky Manhattans. Is this a new thing for anyone besides me? https://t.co/kFNvrokHMr
yuuuuuuuup. Get that in your life, sir! twitter.com/brycas/status/…
GOT ‘EM!!!!! I GOT HIM!!!! (Thank you, same-day Amazon delivery) https://t.co/h2xNqVRvgm
What's the Best Whiskey for an Old Fashioned? (featuring a cameo by yours truly at the end): youtube.com/watch?v=D_0w59…
I'm a Space Camp alum, and it was one of my favorite parts of my childhood. Just a couple years ago I got to visit and got all the nostalgic feels. If you'd like to go... twitter.com/AstronautAbby/…
ICYMI: spend this Saturday building cool secret compartments in everyday items: youtu.be/Mc_92zy9ZwA
(Note that sweet barricade we made out of those folding tables, to boot.)
It’s bad enough that after all this, I didn’t catch the mouse. What’s intolerable is that when I came to take this picture, the little bugger scurried across *right in front of me* https://t.co/9MO6KfDYEI
RT @chinbeard: This is really great stuff! twitter.com/shwood/status/…
Making Secret Storage Compartments: youtu.be/Mc_92zy9ZwA
RT @modernrogueshow: Tomorrow: we start a 14 day course to learn HTML 3.2, an episode we’ve been planning for 22 years. https://t.co/riwqgd…
I was unaware that headlines were capable of time travel from so far in the past... fortune.com/2018/01/04/jcp…
RT @RageSelect: It's Day Four of The Best of Rage Select 2017 and everyone's magic man and Modern Rogue @shwood joins the fray! https://t.c…
On a lark, while cooking, I said “hey Alexa… tell me a scary spooky story.” Was. Not. Disappointed. She didn’t miss a beat! (And apparently has several)
RT @johncheese: If you haven't watched or subscribed to The Modern Rogue, you really should. Flip around in here and be amazed and get all…
this thread is my favorite thing of today. twitter.com/Gatowag/status…
RT @Snubs: Oh hey! My friend @shwood is super close to 500k on his Modern Rogue channel! He does really cool videos! twitter.com/shwood/status/…
You know what? I think 2018 is going to be a-ok: youtube.com/watch?v=gXfnrE…
Oh, hey: if you like watching counters flip over to really big numbers, now's a really good time to watch this: socialblade.com/youtube/channe… cc: @CaptainMurphy @Gatowag @brycas
If you have fond memories of Buckaroo Banzai, don’t rewatch it.
It's wrong for reds to crow about it being cold today. It's wrong for blues to crow about it being hot in 6 months. A single, emotionally charged data point doesn't make a trend, and both sides should be above it. If you wanna be taken seriously by the other side, knock it off. twitter.com/KevBaile/statu…
I disagree. Both sides have been asshats about it. "oh, golly! Weather sure is [[current_temperature]]! Guess that means [[other_party]] are a bunch of [[rude_name]]" twitter.com/RickDGarner/st…
Hey: weather is not sports. Your team is not winning or losing today.
oh, wow-- that'd be fun. If you've not yet subscribed to the modern rogue, I guess tonight's as good a time as any :-) twitter.com/SleightlyHandy…
After this week's "Understanding Cigars" episode of The Modern Rogue, any guesses on what the fans #1 most requested followup is? youtube.com/watch?v=79GnBp…
RT @BroadcastPhx: Since most of you are probably setting your streaming goals for 2018. This video on the power of goals instead of resolut…
According to twitter, I appear to be only the 5th person ever to figure out that the USS Callister is America and the Captain is Trump on #BlackMirror twitter.com/search?q=calli… (Hot damn, what a good show Black Mirror is.)
 
 
 
 
 
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