Host of Scam School for Discovery & Hacking The System for NatGeo. 2 Billboard #1 comedy albums ~New Show: The Modern Rogue~ youtube.com/modernrogue
Ja Rule come off as what the Russians call a “useful idiot” in both.
The Netflix Fyre doc has better behind the scenes footage, but the Hulu version makes a much more compelling case for fraud/sociopathy, right? Slight edge to Hulu.
 
welp. Now I know how I'm spending my saturday, starting.... now.
RT @shwood: @MinardiCeiling OH, YOU THINK THIS IS OVER, DON'T YOU? LIKE, YOU THINK YOU JUST WON AND YOU'RE AWESOME?? WELL, THAT'S ALL PRO…
OY. WHAT IF PEOPLE CAME TO ASSOCIATE ALL-CAPS NOT WITH SHOUTING AND DIVISION, BUT INSTEAD WITH JOY AND SUPPORT?? EVEN IF IT WAS JUST SHORT-LIVED EARLY 2019 FAD, HOW GREAT WOULD IT BE IF WE SHOUTED NICE THINGS AT EACH OTHER??? EVER THINK OF THAT, YOU AWESOME FRIENDLY GUY? twitter.com/thejonconn/sta…
RT @shwood: @Hakim_GUD I SWEAR TO FUCKING GILGAMESH IF YOU DON'T FUCKING SLAY THIS INTERVIEW I'LL BE VERY, VERY SYMPATHETIC TO YOUR PREDICA…
THIS ONE, AM I RIGHT? I MEAN... BARGES IN WITH POSITIVITY AND JOY LIKE THEY'RE THE VICEROY OF AWESOME. WELL, I GOT NEWS FOR YOU: TURNS OUT *TWO* CAN PLAY THE POSITIVITY GAME.... I HOPE YOU SINGLEHANDEDLY CURE CANCER. THAT'S RIGHT. I. HOPE. YOU. FUCKING. CURE. CANCER. twitter.com/LJonte/status/…
FUCKING ZEUS ON A CRACKER CAN I PLEASE WALK TEN FEET WITHOUT ENCOUNTERING ANOTHER FUCKING AWESOME PERSON ON TWITTER. I SWEAR TO GLOBBUS THAT AWESOME PEOPLE ARE EVERYWHERE AND WE CAN NEVER GET AWAY FROM THERM. (guys: this is amazing. Please keep it going.) twitter.com/Mortedelsan/st…
Can all arguments in 2019 be like this? Please? How rad would this year be?? twitter.com/ShoxTP/status/…
Yo I just tweeted a super cheesy feelgood tweet. I know it's out of character, but fuck you it felt right in the moment. I've got daughters and whatnot and I want the future to be a feelgood place. Come at me.
Hello. Everything is going to be okay. You're going to be just fine. You're going to be just fine. (RT if, the moment you read this, You immediately thought of a specific loved one who you wished felt this.)
5 Secret Codes Hidden in Plain Sight: youtube.com/watch?v=XbwwAK…
For the life of me, I cannot think of one good reason to stay on the line after a robot (or even a person) begins with "DO NOT HANG UP..." I assume anything that follows is either spam or a hostage negotiation...neither of which I have time for. WHO THINKS THIS IS GOOD AD COPY?
ICYMI: After 10 Years and 350,000 Trials, This Natural Experiment Reveals the Precise Popularity of Each Card In a Standard Deck of 52: youtube.com/watch?v=OgKnWa…
quick check. Who do you think I am? strawpoll.me/17253525
Can we do a @modernrogueshow where we learn to give tattoos? And then we give actual tattoos to fans? (and maybe each others?)
Also: couldn't be happier that we share a birthday. I sincerely hope that I put nearly this much joy into the world after my demise. twitter.com/shwood/status/…
I can now, with 100% confidence, predict that the winner in the conflict between #pewdiepie and #t-series will be... @SocialBlade. (Bet you a dollar the *whole freaking world* is watching this live feed within a week.) youtube.com/watch?v=mSQIX_…
Holy shit. So many crazy 1/17 bdays today. twitter.com/Mitzula/status…
RT @ScamNationShow: After a 10-year, 350,000+trial natural experiment, @shwood breaks down some hard data about the most and least popular…
RT @Sci_Magic_Assoc: Magicians are cognitive scientists! Here, @shwood replicates the lab findings of Olson, Amlani, & Rensink (2012) in a…
Proven By Science: The Least and Most Popular Cards in The Deck (Results of a 10-year, 350,000-trial natural experiment) youtu.be/OgKnWaMFV6Y
Lonesome Dove. You should watch Lonesome Dove right this moment.
OH: "The Modern Rogue: Mythbusters for people who huff paint." Seems legit.
RT @JustinRYoung: We are live for @NightAttackShow twitch.tv/nightattack
If you intend to do anything interesting with your life, please take this 2 minutes and 15 seconds to contemplate the unexpected costs of doing... pretty much anything that might matter: youtube.com/watch?v=VjzqO6… (if you're still hungry, after: Good. The world needs you.)
RT @modernrogueweb: You too can be an internet writer! If you want to, that is. (We'll pay you if you do.) themodernrogue.com/articles/2019/…
Ah, crap. What I don't love is that twitter won't allow you to post a link in a retweet. Here's an awesome tweet from Dr. Coker, and my explicit thanks to him for introducing me to the skepticism movement. (also: I did a skeptical lecture. Look at my previous tweet.) twitter.com/CokerRory/stat…
25 years ago, Dr. Rory Coker was my physics professor. His class "Pseudoscience and the Paranormal" became the basis for this lecture: youtube.com/watch?v=iPUxFR… ...and I love beyond words that he tweets in physics memes to this very day. We live in the best timeline. twitter.com/CokerRory/stat…
If I were to announce we're releasing a comedy album next week and it cost a mere $1.99, would you buy it?
I'm retweeting this from Jack Quaid, but want you to know that I'm really retweeting it because I'm happy that @RobSchrab retweeted it first. (and because Dan Trachtenberg is wonderful and we should all be celebrating right now.) twitter.com/JackQuaid92/st…
RT @xandernaut: exploiting the public domain for profit and then locking everyone else out of it for decades twitter.com/Tenani/status/…
RT @MerrillBarr: You know what, @shwood can legitimately bar tend for me anytime he wants. Bar Etiquette Sins and How to Avoid Them https:…
There’s very likely money and opportunity in Facebook vids.
Whoa. When did @modernrogueshow’s Jason Murphy make the cover of austin magazine? https://t.co/43i6xrT210
RT @JonHaidt: I talked with @MightyHeaton on the Something's Off podcast, about the moral foundations of libertarians (compared to others),…
In honor of today's @modernrogueshow episode, please enjoy and use this for... pretty much everything. https://t.co/si930DvLV9
RT @Amerikanerbook: @shwood @ScamNationShow are so awesome. I am sitting on a train traveling through the alps bored out of my under pants.…
So pleased at how many responses like this I’m seeing. Full explanation just posted here: youtube.com/watch?v=NRw2eh… https://t.co/GT9HeHGPHZ
Take 47 seconds right now and try this, then tell me if it worked. (Because when it works it's freaking amazing.) twitter.com/ScamNationShow…
So let's say that @modernrogueshow was going to do a week of pitch-perfect parodies of other youtube channels... Which should they be, and what hallmarks should we nail?
RT @via_aaron: @shwood Tic and flea free
RT @NightAttackShow: 🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶 🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶 🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶 🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶…
I just got out of the shower, and discovered that for the past week I've been bathing my entire body with dog shampoo. Erm... how should I be feeling?
Real thing! I think I loved the movie. You just gotta go into it in the right frame of mind. twitter.com/MightyHeaton/s…
RT @PeacockTheater: Incredible show at The Peacock Theater! @rudycoby @CarisaHendrix @shwood @MaxTemkin @DanSperry @jordangoldmagic Pat Haz…
I used to be rad AF. Now I'm dad AF. (still shocked at how okay with this I am.)
Hot damn! First @modernrogueshow shoot in a month, and we’re playing with thermite in a human sacrifice pit!! https://t.co/PsIoy0irEt
Rapid Response Week: What to do when you're first on the scene at a car crash youtube.com/watch?v=5_WHpF…
BLEEDING! BURNS! CPR! CHOKING! All this week we've been doing "Rapid Response Week" on @modernrogueshow. Final episode is about to post, so now's your chance to watch the week so far: youtube.com/channel/UC42Vs…
RT @MerrillBarr: Trying to think of something worth recommending first for 2019 to people to brighten and I finally have it. If you have ne…
RT @modernrogueshow: Sir, please calm down. I am a licensed medical professional, and I know what I am doing. Now bask in my hypothermia da…
RT @biocow: Listening to an early preview of the Stephen Cogswell and @NightAttackShow album, and YOU can TOO! Go to https://t.co/HOkIHbl8r…
RT @41Strange: A Victorian Couple Trying Not To Laugh While Getting Their Portraits Done, 1890s https://t.co/zJhWY1hLyI
Modern Rogue Rapid Response Week: Choking youtube.com/watch?v=e9p51S…
I love you. (That felt really good to write. I'm very happy that this is my first tweet of 2019.)
Modern Rogue Rapid Response Week! Episode 1: Controlling Bleeding youtu.be/ua6OPTLa-3M
That time of year again! Why resolutions are dumb: youtube.com/watch?v=JWsXI-…
New year new me! w/⁦@JustinRYoung⁩ https://t.co/h3VvFwZ7kD
Today was positively fantastic. Spent all day recording with the ⁦@HeyScoops⁩ crew and ⁦@JustinRYoung⁩ in Vegas. Best day ever! https://t.co/VyKx5ultcr
Caught a rad rainbow + shadow over the Grand Canyon. https://t.co/Pcs1bM7h8Q
RT @filmriot: Best of 2018 with guest @shwood. 💸 youtu.be/vVAmveIiN6U
Scam School fam: How are you feeling about the straight-to-the-point, no-nonsense tutorials we've been trying out? If we doubled the channel's output in 2019, what would you want more of? First one was: youtube.com/watch?v=IkY5LE… Second one here: youtube.com/watch?v=wSRazJ…
RT @ScamNationShow: Color changes rock because they can even fool yourself! @shwood and @davidrowyn teach a great intro color change: the E…
RT @invisiblewife: @shwood Mine was right after that. “Do you want one, too?”
Wow. Aquaman's a wild, wild ride. My favorite line of the movie was when I said "PSST! Hey, @invisiblewife... I'll be right back. I clearly need another beer."
Weirdest thing just happened. I was explaining to my 14-year-old daughter how cool The Dark Tower series was, and fully intended to just read aloud the first sentence of The Gunslinger. ...Suddenly it was 9pm and I was narrating page 58.
This is going to be a positively epic show. So excited to perform with all these fine folks. https://t.co/V2xrVJfGea
Yep. Seems like a perfectly reasonable batch of supplies to buy for a holiday magic show. https://t.co/gvX1K2094P
RT @TrendingLemon: Episode 0 ft. @shwood Beta episode. Brian finds his worst qualities and what his friends think of him. Another episode…
I just realized that I finish all my emails and reddit posts by giving my name... like they don't already know who's writing them. Does this make me old? Or Just old-fashioned? Sincerely yours, Brian Brushwood PS: still using double-spaces after periods. Don't judge me.
I absolutely adore how much joy is in this week's episode of Modern Rogue. We really are like just like kids playing with dangerous toys: youtube.com/watch?v=pl1GZk…
I answered a question from /r/magic about whether you need a magic gesture, and why hate (not love) helps you discover your own character: youtube.com/watch?v=bPYMFf… (Cc: @nate_staniforth)
Last night I found out (on a total guess) that Alexa has a battery of "your mom" jokes. (To my delight, I discovered they're all about how hyperbolically awesome Your Mom is.)
Got at present for ya! Here's the complete song without us gabbin' over it: dropbox.com/s/i0m7qd9gqg38… twitter.com/mrT_bailey506/…
Hey gang-- we're banking our Christmas day episode of Night Attack. It'll be a chill affair, and we rarely get to shoot during the day. Wanna hang out with us? twitch.tv/nightattack
RT @RobertMaguire_: Best trick shot in the history of billiards https://t.co/Gz5jIhM78r
Wouldn't it be great to just... be happy? Like, this very minute in the real world: legitimately happy right in the dumb stupid face of a billion perfectly good reasons to be sad and scared. ...So punk-rock. (Wanna be punk-rock with me?)
Read this headline as "almost prepared," and thought RBG was taking on a new role as a master of BBQ. newsweek.com/ruth-bader-gin…
"Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots" just started playing at this restaurant. Good day.
My god. Watching an 11-year-old play the Stanley Parable is utterly fascinating.
Our 14 year old accused @invisiblewife of moving the Shelf Elf every night, so she came clean and explained the real story: clips.twitch.tv/EnthusiasticBe…
I just watched it twice in a row. I haven’t done that with a movie since 7th grade
Pure. Joy. The new Spider-Man movie is wonderful beyond words.
This movie theater just played the spider-man trailer in front of spider-man, and I don’t think even one person in here minded. So, so stoked for this!
Guys this is a really good video. Now you can cheat and win at monopoly! twitter.com/scamnationshow…
 
 
 
 
 
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