Host of Scam School for Discovery & Hacking The System for NatGeo. 2 Billboard #1 comedy albums ~New Show: The Modern Rogue~ youtube.com/modernrogue
RT @HeyScoops: Attention Scoops: @NightAttackShow is inviting us out for an awesome event April 4th, 5th in Austin,TX at @shwood’s compound…
This CDC guide to good vs. bad coronavirus facial hairstyles is my new favorite government document. https://t.co/ifKvomoMMp
Modern Rogue customer service, togetherness edition. https://t.co/7c8Rc73xvr
This started as a joke. Then I put on hipster frames and now I’m afraid I like this. https://t.co/lBPHub2lF2
RT @TalyonDrake: @shwood @ScamStuff you all are amazing!!! I found this inside my Outlaws Vault! We are having a Girl!! https://t.co/KvOW32…
RT @deviantollam: for all who enjoyed seeing @c00p3r_7 implant one of the @modernrogueshow hosts with an RFID chip, here's the follow-up to…
RT @deviantollam: this latest @ScamNationShow video (about how bottle caps spin) strikes me as something @thephysicsgirl or @veritasium wou…
RT @methodical794: I may be a late to the party but I just found out that @shwood is the first gif that comes up when searching "plot twist…
My kid did a tiktok. Think she’s got a future on the platform? vm.tiktok.com/q36UKT/
RT @jvanallen93: pretty much @shwood with MR HQ https://t.co/DqoHhincC9
RT @ScoopGrae: @shwood looking a little weary of his cyborg @modernrogueshow cohost. Getting an RFID Implant youtu.be/SZiRISGdQ4g via @Y…
RT @deviantollam: it is shocking to me that some turdball hotels still try to restrict guests' use of the in-room TVs, but if you didn't kn…
I suspect that the experience of being elderly and in decline is a bit like looking through our Twitter feeds and trying to remember how we all started following each other. (Also: I'm glad you're here. You seem very nice. Be a dear and fetch me a blanket? It's so chilly!)
RT @Underthebarrier: Words we can all agree with. @modernrogueshow @shwood https://t.co/YnQQ305dVl
There is great and wonderful bliss in remembering that “their” story is not your story. Your story might involve a bit more terror than their story, and that’s okay too. Here’s hoping everyone has a wonderful reaping-day fair, or whatever you call this harvest in New Hampshire.
What a crazy day today has been. I read books with my daughters, introduced them to the classic of bioshock. Got in tickle fights; took my best lady out for a drink... it was just perfect. (Also I’m told there’s an election up north. Keep fighting for all the fights, my friends)
Though there's a point in there: it's pretty astonishing to me how many people want us to be good at everything we try right out of the gate. There's no shortage of channels telling that story. I just feel like it's much more interesting to authentically show us learning.
hahahahahaha... too accurate! (Welcome to The Modern Rogue) https://t.co/1hyBLCEAk6
RT @ScoopGrae: @shwood Mr Robot Cosplay is amazing! Sharpen Your Blades, for the Gourds Approach! youtu.be/8Z231ui_GbU?t=… via @YouTube
RT @MightyHeaton: Heaton pranks are 1) Classy and 2) Permanent. Thanks @shwood for letting me stay at your studio in Austin while I was hid…
RT @shwood: An artist wheeled 99 smartphones around in a wagon to create fake traffic jams on Google Maps businessinsider.com/google-maps-tr…
We're doing Night Attack right now. Talking about the crazy-pants Iowa stuff last night and then reading some erotic fiction. I love this show. twitch.tv/nightattack
RT @IMadeThisShow: Today, @shwood outlines the steps he took to eventually land his own cable series. He also shares his unified theory of…
An artist wheeled 99 smartphones around in a wagon to create fake traffic jams on Google Maps businessinsider.com/google-maps-tr…
My wife made an art. It’s turtes all the way down. https://t.co/JJEFyfH393
I’m not saying I’m ready to give up my Pebble Time Steel... but if I was, what would be the next best replacement?
I just realized that if you mispronounce it, paypal.com sounds like a social network for current and former popes.
Last minute notice, but we're headed over soon: twitter.com/ScamNationShow…
RT @shwood: Fun fact: when I was a teenager working at the movie theater, I got taken for like $50 with a variation of this. https://t.co/…
Fun fact: when I was a teenager working at the movie theater, I got taken for like $50 with a variation of this. twitter.com/shwood/status/…
This is the world's most ubiquitous street con. Can you catch how it works and who comes out ahead? https://t.co/I81tybXDMV
RT @KOCricket528: A Brilliant #Riddle to try out. If you're into these things. https://t.co/i9ApGVzNKB
That time a single dog hair caught a murderer: themodernrogue.com/articles/2020/…
My current hero is whoever had the vision to insist that Picard’s dog rock a pair of *giant un-neutered testicles that were given more prominent screen time than the character Data.*
“You guys are all weird. You’ve got legs growing out of your butts.” -my kid
Oh, hello San Francisco! Wonderful to see you again. Wanna hang out at piano fight bar and do a podcast tonight? I brought friends.
That's a real roller-coaster of a headline: "New Hampshire man chokes to death coyote who attacked toddler" theguardian.com/us-news/2020/j…
RT @NightAttackShow: Folks, we’re really doing the ding-dang thing! Live Night Attack Live...live! Come see @shwood @JustinRYoung @acarboni…
1917 is a way good movie
I’m not sure what you guys love so much about watching this dog fetch sticks, but we’re gonna do it again right now. pscp.tv/w/cPNBHTEzMzI5…
RT @DaedricWill: @shwood Thank you so much for my first puzzle box! I absolutely enjoyed it! https://t.co/ZjjLI3ptXC
How to make Stunningly Clear Ice at Home: youtube.com/watch?v=0rPcHP…
“Holding hands is like a really long high-five.” -my kid
RT @td_Beck: Inspirational and also allows me to procrastinate! Perfect! twitter.com/shwood/status/…
Live life like you can fix it in post.
RT @NightAttackShow: The rumors are true, Night Attack is on WEDNESDAY this week. We’ve got friends @jfdubeau + @Daniora from @Achewillow P…
We definitely live in the future (aka “I’m old”). Just noticed this mouse-related toy was approved through all phases of concept, development, art, manufacturing, distribution, and sales... without any of them knowing how time is told on an analog clock. https://t.co/l94T5aLbrA
Today we learned how to steal @deviantollam’s credit card and then make a copy of it from a hotel key. And then we used a hotel key to pay for a tank of gas with a guest’s stolen credit card. wtf my life. youtu.be/ZDstCHYlj0U
⁦@JustinRYoung⁩ #heyboss update: ran into this guy at the airport. He seemed upset with ⁦@MightyHeaton⁩ for some reason. https://t.co/MbwLP936Td
RT @lioninthesunn: I now refuse to watch an episode of these two that has not be dubbed over by their crew @shwood twitter.com/modernroguesho…
RT @TheGentlemaan: Damn this is really good lmao. twitter.com/shwood/status/…
RT @modernrogueshow: MR253: the guys talk through a few key ways in which they can reclaim a little bit of privacy online https://t.co/sZfq…
RT @c_stonebridge: Well this is....something twitter.com/shwood/status/…
RT @ccranfill: Easily one of my favorite episodes of all time! twitter.com/shwood/status/…
RT @christophermust: Why You Have No Privacy, and How to Get It Back. (Mostly.) - @modernrogueshow (@shwood) youtu.be/HS6IqOl1AU0
Haha-- one time we did an episode of Scam School, but had a catastrophic loss of all mic audio. The entire team pitched in and dubbed their voices over the whole thing, and the results are pure Uncanny Valley: https://t.co/Wiha1rc5aX
There must be a German word for the curious feeling of hearing a song you know, but not understanding why it’s bad until you hear the crowd cheering at the end.
I cannot stress enough how successful the strategy of framing my voicemail greeting as a 3-minute Turing Test has been. Not only have I totally eliminated spam voicemails, but it turns out no humans want to sit through a 3-minute Turing test! VOICEMAIL INBOX ZERO: UNLOCKED!
RT @MerrillBarr: I’ve spent the last six weeks telling y’all how great @JustinRYoung’s Raise The Dead podcast is. And now you can listen to…
Man, it’s so fun to see everything getting bigger on the podcasts. We’ll have live music in studio on tonight’s Night Attack, starting in mere minutes at Twitch.tv/nightattack https://t.co/Ba4O7gOGHQ
RT @KenFromChicago: @shwood You were so right, Brian, about #InfinityTrain. Tulip, One One, Atticus, Cat. A week ago, they meant nothing…
Eventually someone will get you to watch Infinity Train. And when that happens, just remember it was me that told you it's your new favorite thing first.
I made an art piece last night. It’s titled “Millennial Gothic.” https://t.co/aV1NUBaTfR
RT @alispagnola: People have been doing this as a lip sync so I had to perform it live... What am I doing with my life? https://t.co/cP77zM…
There’s so much pollen in Austin today that it looks like buildings are on fire: reddit.com/r/Austin/comme… https://t.co/ldUIkZSNEK
(But seriously: I really cant think of any downsides to making this a group effort... tomorrow I’ll really start explaining the idea of the book and soliciting your challenges.)
Wait. Hang on... 3:30 went by faster than I thought. Remind me to tell you tomorrow.
Hey, so: conventional thinking tells me that if I have a pretty good idea for a book, I probably shouldn’t tweet the whole thing out for free before it’s written, right? Well, guess who doesn’t believe in conventional wisdom and is waiting for his mac and cheese to microwave?
Awesome! I can’t wait to watch what’s on The ‘Cock! I also can’t wait for my use of “The ‘Cock” to catch on as a nickname for The ‘Cock! twitter.com/peacocktv/stat…
Also, to be clear: this isn’t some tricky metaphor thing. There’s no “gotcha” here. This is just us sitting around the campfire exploring how one might fix a problem using the least-appropriate tool we could think of.
Heyyyyy science people: I have a weird Fermi science question: Picture a 4-story building on fire. If you had unlimited access to gasoline, how much gasoline would it take to put out the fire, and by what method? (Yes. You read all of that correctly.)
Here are two facts that are true: Fact 1: it’s 1am. Fact B: if you drank this entire jar of gravy, you’d be consuming the same calories as a can of coke. Soooo... lemme quote the Bible: “judging someone naughty or whatever, much? Pfft. Look at the nutrition facts, Jack.” -God https://t.co/y7Qxari2Ea
Okay. This is a very weird, very ugly thought. Feel free to skip it. But if you were about to be guillotined, and were given the option to choose exactly where your head would be split... where would you choose?
(because all google wants to advise me on is when to leave a relationship. And while I'm sure that factors into "when to leave to Alpha Centauri," I'm mainly interested in who posed the problem and what the solutions were.)
I give up. I've spent like 2 hours trying to google this and I just can't find it: I read something about the "when to leave" problem, as in: if your goal is to get to Alpha Centauri ASAP, when do you leave? Today? after 50 years of rocketry research? 100? Anyone know this one?
Rather than settle in the courts over a trademark dispute, Herb Kelleher settled it with an arm wrestling spectacle with the other CEO. It was true win-win thinking. Here he is smoking during the contest and training by lifting bottles of Wild Turkey. https://t.co/uDtOV9qqIU
Oh, man. Herb was my CEO spirit animal. twitter.com/SouthwestAir/s…
RT @ToGoEvents: Did you make some "New Years Resolutions" this year? Here's a video (with an inciteful title) that will help you REACH THOS…
RT @nicksith1968: @shwood Looks like a very remorseful Thanos, realising he has to spend every Christmas alone. For ever. And ever
HOLY SHIT GUYS! Today we all just learned that once turned upside down, Santa Claus becomes an awesome dour psychic with rad hair!! https://t.co/MOevXP2wha
I like you. I’m glad we’re friends.
HAPPY NEW YEAR! Ring in 2020 by making the Peppermint Patty from Archer: youtube.com/watch?v=N4-lWG…
Every episode, we invest a stupidly long amount of time writing deep, deep geek references that almost nobody gets... and then we leave them in the background and cover them half the time. I love it. https://t.co/JiAtrtIOcM
RT @tattoosandbones: Well, I know what I'm doing for NYE! Thanks, @shwood! https://t.co/UDnN8RHlLr
This dog is fired up and ready to fetch sticks! Who’s ready for some chill stick-fetching action? pscp.tv/w/cNuqtzEzMzI5…
RT @MerrillBarr: This is what happens when you give someone a private, 7-acre patch of land with a stone walled killing pit out back. https…
Tonight this very real thing happened. That’s a real reaction. It was a whole thing. I’m sure we’ll talk about it on night attack, but I now know what it feels like to accept an Emmy. https://t.co/41KezF4JSg
I would not like to think that someone would tell someone else he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has no idea what it means to have a plethora.
 
Pfft. Easy. Just explain to them that they have a surfeit of something, rather than a dearth of it.
I see what you did there. And I approve. twitter.com/risendevil/sta…
 
 
 
 
 
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