Host of Scam School for Discovery & Hacking The System for NatGeo. 2 Billboard #1 comedy albums ~New Show: The Modern Rogue~ youtube.com/modernrogue
Studio’s really coming together nicely! https://t.co/YVwaZJp4JK
 
Come to the dark side, we've been awaiting your arrival.
That’ll do, studio. That’ll do. https://t.co/pzK2PVR8gf
whoops. twitch.tv/nightattack (god. you'd think I'd know my own damned channel name.) twitter.com/NightAttackSho…
TONIGHT! It's the very last @NightAttackShow ever to be broadcast from our original studio. Nearly 11 years since the first time I clicked "broadcast" here, and tonight will be the last. Join us around 9pm CST at twitch.tv/nightattackshow
5 Stupid Ways The World Is Accidentally Sexist: themodernrogue.com/articles/2019/…
Like, when you finally visit HQ, you can look over at your own name and be like: https://t.co/OWZlGFZWpr
98% funded there's a new perk unlock: *everyone* who donates to the Founders Club gets their name on a big-ass plaque that lives at HQ! Become immortal and exclusive by jumping in now at any level: scamstuff.com/products/2019-… https://t.co/umaBuPo0tM
RT @modernrogueshow: MR215: @LockPickingLwyr joins us to bypass 8 common locks, including some that you would really hope would be harder t…
Bypassing 8 locks in seconds with @LockPickingLwyr... this is extraordinary and terrifying: youtu.be/7Lsm4l3mRqw
I did an interview for American Magic with @nate_staniforth on @ScamNationShow, and the last minute got surprisingly deep and poignant. Full episode is at youtube.com/watch?v=Z6Mg7Q… if you're so inclined. https://t.co/GErHHEtKhE
New perks unlocked: introducing THE FOUNDERS CLUB! scamstuff.com/products/2019-…
RT @NightAttackShow: Check out our friend @SweetMattyD on Fool Us!! youtube.com/watch?v=fWZxlI…
RT @JonErlichman: Monthly subscription costs for U.S. streaming services: HBO Now $14.99 Netflix $12.99 Hulu* $11.99 Showtim…
RT @ScamNationShow: New American Magic: @shwood joins @nate_staniforth this week to talk “real magic” in a world of free tutorial videos an…
Funding update on HQ: We're now up to 94%!!! SO CLOSE! If you'd like to support us, learn about rad perks here: scamstuff.com/products/2019-… https://t.co/NWem89tdh0
I just realized it’s 9/9!! That means it was 20 years ago today that the Dreamcast came out, on 9/9/99!! ...I also just realized we’re all very old now!!
RT @JustinRYoung: This place is awesome and special and well worth kicking some cash in for. Those $50 spots are going to go FASSSST. Also…
RT @Scottyemo: Guys, please help @shwood build his HQ so I can eventually invade it and lead a hostile takeover from the inside. I just don…
You won't believe how much HQ has changed: youtube.com/watch?v=JCT86n…
Siri and Alexa are my two least-cooperative employees.
But hot damn was that fun. Lemme know if you want to try again sometime!
Good news: Saturn is gorgeous. There’s even a shadow on the back half of the rings! It’s stunning. This is one of the best shows I’ve seen. Bad news: I’m standing in ants who are biting me, I’m wearing flip-flops, and I can’t seem to get the shot by hand. Calling it tonight.
Ah, dang. Even with the Barlow lens, couldn’t get the contrast to see the bands of Jupiter. Will try Saturn at least.
Oh, wow. Now that’s just gorgeous. Jupiter and all four Galilean moons. We’ll see how clear I can get them. https://t.co/RgVqJaoshh
Man, when you’re shooting by holding an iPhone up to the lens, it’s really a lot more like fishing. You’ll think you have the shot, and then it’ll switch lenses and screw you over. Seems like the 1x cam is easiest. Gonna try Jupiter next. https://t.co/ozTbjcbcms
Hard to tell, but that’s Jupiter, Saturn, the moon, and my telescope. Gonna spend a bit of time and see how many decent shots my iPhone can pick up through the lens. https://t.co/KlApMQOCQz
Third time’s the charm! We’re halfway through the tour... pscp.tv/w/cELT8zEzMzI5…
Touring the latest improvements at Modern Rogue World Headquarters!! pscp.tv/w/cELQkzEzMzI5…
Thinking of jumping on periscope to take you on a tour of the new HQ. You in?
RT @modernrogueshow: MR213: @barstooltheory teaches us about cocktail glass anatomy, while @shwood teaches us about... *checks notes* human…
Update: We're now just shy of 92% funded to get to move into the new studio, but we *really* need some help ASAP. There's cool, crazy perks for donors, and we get to start bringing you bigger, better stories! scamstuff.com/products/2019-…
RT @ScamNationShow: New video! James Harrison shows @shwood and Jason Murphy how to bend a coin with one hand! youtu.be/X1ICVgbv6OU
Holy cow guys... we’re 90% of the way to being able to move into the new studio and campus, but we need a financial push to hit that last 10% If you’d like to become a donor, we’ve got some awesome perks, including us hanging out together! scamstuff.com/products/2019-…
RT @Barack_McBush: @shwood Both. I am very conflicted about this.. 😉😁 https://t.co/iDrUtXGXRz
I just made a sandwich. Ingredients included two slices of pizza, microwaved mac & cheese, and soy sauce. What are you feeling?
Hot damn. That’s a studio! MRHQ is coming along nicely. https://t.co/jhBvJotvTA
Don't even look, it's not worth your time because they are sad and you're living your life. Keep on being you, because they're rubber; you're glue. twitter.com/alispagnola/st…
I’m teaching a class next week! It’s pretty good, I do believe: youtu.be/Xf2uNaGW5iE If you think it’s right for you, I’d love it if you joined us.
"No! Weirder! Make it WEIRDER!" (Overheard in The Dark Crystal's Writer's room.)
YES! PROOF WE LIVE IN THE FUTURE! Express is clearly selling Starfleet uniforms: express.com/clothing/women… https://t.co/w6xDLUysl7
New episode out! We test 5 super-covert spy escape devices: youtube.com/watch?v=qOQQmJ…
Whatever tweet appears immediately after this one, reply with “Wow. Really? In 2019?” Screen cap and send me how it goes.
This is the moment you'll forever remember as "that time you found out that Squanchy from Rick and Morty was voiced by Spongebob Squarepants."
Ahhhhh! Night Attack happening in 3 hours in austin! If you’ve not already made plans, sell everything and join us!!
Yo: it’s 3pm and if you’re in austin, TX, you might be wondering what fun adventures you’ll have this evening. May I humbly submit that we meet at the live recording of our comedy podcast Night Attack at the Out Of Bounds comedy festival? It’s only $10! oobfest.com/lineup/night-a…
We appeared on @HeyScoops, and I pinky-promise this makes sense in the context of the full episode. https://t.co/tK4eNRfkly
So excited. I've never, ever performed at a comedy festival before, but tonight we perform at the Out of Bounds comedy festival! If you're in Austin, tickets are $10 and I would *very* much like you to be there. oobfest.com/schedule/tuesd…
Are you in Austin, TX? We're headlining at the Out of Bounds Comedy Festival tomorrow night! Come check us out and I'll buy you a beer! oobfest.com/schedule/tuesd…
I finally saw this and this man is a national treasure. twitter.com/Variety/status…
Performing a show with ⁦@nate_staniforth⁩ and ⁦@IamDanielMartin⁩ tonight at ⁦@EmbryRiddle⁩ in Daytona Beach... one of my favorite nights every year! https://t.co/timOilPRKu
Scam Nation shoot at the HandleBar! Man, it’s been too long 😋😋😋 https://t.co/pxk3POpIl3
We wanted to find out if it was possible to eat fire upside down. The results were... mixed. youtu.be/tPJWTMKnyBs
Hey Austin!! We’re doing a Scam School shoot today at the HandleBar at 5pm. It’s going to be a really good one... who’s coming?
RT @brevin630: @shwood @modernrogueshow Ummm... https://t.co/7uMQ3j2JdJ
(to be clear: the above in this thread is version 1.0 of this initiative. I just wanna know how it plays in the wild, and the fixes we can do for 1.1 and beyond.)
Well, that's a bit reductionist, isn't it? You sure?
For attempt 1.0, look at whatever tweet appears above or below this one, and screen cap it. Send it to me if it's particularly good or bad, or if you need a judge's ruling. 1.0 attempt coming in 3... 2... 1...
Okay, I'm hereby launching U.T.R.I. (aka #UTRI): the Universal Twitter Response Initiative. It's a quest in which I propose we create the perfect universal response to all tweets. A phrase so perfect that you can post it in response to every single tweet.
Whoops! You’re right. This should be a poll. So... SOY SAUCE-FLAVORED BEER?
Soy Sauce-flavored beer. (Just putting that out there.)
Seems like it's a moral obligation for me to print thousands of these as stickers and give them to literally everyone. https://t.co/pYTcCq2rdx
Creating Hallucinations Without Any Drugs Is Surprisingly Easy: sciencealert.com/apparently-you…
shit: can't remember. Did we start following each other because you hated me or something? I feel like our friendship began with you making fun of my old hairstyle or some shit. (either way, I'm happy we're friends now.)
Now look them in the eye and give them a half-smiling, knowing nod.
Wherever you are, look up from your phone and find someone with huge bags under their eyes. Now look them in the face and consider the possibility that they earned those bags by having wild, freaky sex all last night.
 
"This autobiographical tweet was brought to you by Brian Brushwood."
Why do boogers only have a smell after you’ve picked them?
If you want to be a good artist, let hate, not love, be your guiding force: youtu.be/crSu_k6npwE
RT @modernrogueshow: MR205: @shwood and Jason explain one time pad encryption and other fun things about numbers and cryptography. https://…
RT @padresj: I think I'm being scammed. @shwood https://t.co/rZW0iIjK9R
Welp. Shut #defcon down. This guy just won the whole thing. ⁦@hackerbathwater⁩ https://t.co/nn5QI5VZkR
RT @acedtect: Locast gets sued by all the networks, but we like their chances. And AT&T TV Now brings on another @shwood lesson on branding…
Huh. I'd never really noticed that Austin sorta just breaks in half at the UT campus. (that photo's from the awesome u/crownsdown on reddit) https://t.co/kFa49e3pmj
Real thing. In 2000, I bought 3 off-nights in this very venue to do my bizarre magic show and managed to sell them out. Now, nearly 20 years later, we return as an award-winning comedy showcase to tell funny stories and rap about butts and allergies. twitter.com/JustinRYoung/s…
I'm not 100% sure, but I think this is the single highest-reviewed episode of The Modern Rogue we've ever done. Jason truly did an extraordinary job of learning the routine it took me 20 years to develop in about 30 minutes: youtube.com/watch?v=hBFidI…
Gonna unplug for a bit.
Rough day. The internet lost a legend and I lost a friend. I owe so much to Grant. Hug a friend and put out some good vibes, okay?
Wild: George C. Scott won best actor for Patton, but refused it. First actor to ever do so. Patton was co-written by Francis Ford Coppola, who directed The Godfather, earning an Oscar for Marlon Brando... Who declined it, becoming the second actor to ever do so.
#2: See that other thing I did? I assumed that daily-blogging journalists wouldn't have time to actually find out anything about how this works... ...but I also made assumptions and didn't do any homework myself, thereby participating in their outrage engine. How did you do?
Also, couple of things: #1: heh. See what I did? I took a screen shot and shared it, so that I wouldn't give them the outrage clicks that they were looking for. Feel free to use that.
It's a fucking empty tube, you jackasses. An empty tube, in checked luggage. Without ordinance. TSA: I forgive you, as you're just following orders. NBC: I condemn you for using the pull quote "Fortunately the item was not a live device." https://t.co/OZMZt7SiuR
As a matter of fact, I do! Man, that was a crazy day. I went straight from that appearance to NAB, where @NightAttackShow won two Podcast Awards... good times! twitter.com/AllenHarris82/…
Guys. The Boys is phenomenal.
RT @modernrogueshow: MR203: @Hoshnasi helps @shwood and Jason operate handheld radio, and the guys learn about licensing. https://t.co/Gkuj…
RT @christophermust: “Don’t jam the hams.” - @shwood w/Jason & @hoshnasi Why 2.6 Million People Can Push This Button But We Can't https://t…
LOOK, MAN! THIS FINE INDIVIDUAL IS A MERE 52 FOLLOWS AWAY FROM GREATNESS! LORDY BGORDY, WHY WON'T YOU FOLLOW HIM OVER THE 4K MARK?? (he also writes thoughtful pieces that occasionally say nice things about us... But mainly I want you to follow him for his excellent content.) twitter.com/MerrillBarr/st…
Why on earth would this toy not be suitable for 13-year-olds? What are they afraid of? https://t.co/AWcaP6M1l5
 
 
 
 
 
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