We. Are. Austin. Comedy. Top ranked on the standup circuit for 35 years, Cap City offers shows nightly. info: capcitycomedy.com.
RT @roywoodjr: That dog left Central Park and went straight to the Feds to give his statement https://t.co/EYBSAG3kKb
RT @theamazingj: One of several stops on the Late Show with David Letterman. This one is from 1997 https://t.co/B4scWaDaZa
RT @mollymcnearney: 40% of parenting small children is just saying “wow” and “cool” when you don’t mean it.
Holy f*ck - no wonder soap is the enemy of this potty mouth 🦠. twitter.com/timjdillon/sta…
RT @lisacfriedrich: Hey! Remember Austin? @Thrillist done put me on their website so I could gush over the places I miss most ( @CapCityCom…
RT @KLBJ937: Did you see this? We got cameras in the studio klbjfm.com/dudley-and-bob…
RT @Palumbros: Great news these leftover Mother's Day bags at the grocery store also work for Father's Day. https://t.co/PZwjCCFmn1
🏆🏆🏆! @AveryReedMoore @PatDean #coasttocoastroast What does this mean? We have no idea, but we want more! https://t.co/t4lMMB7yeD
It’s NIGHT FIVE of the #coasttocoastroast & Austin battles Nashville at 9:30pm! Get your tickets now at heliumpresents.com/coast-to-coast… and help @AveryReedMoore & @PatDean bring home a win! https://t.co/SFI3ReQ333
🔥🔥TONIGHT!🔥🔥 @PatDean & @AveryReedMoore take on St. Louis in the #coasttocoastroast at 9pm CT! Get tix now at heliumpresents.com/coast-to-coast… https://t.co/ubx9sHThhN
RT @PatDean: tonight at 9:00 CT, @averyreedmoore and I will be ROASTING the city of St. Louis. Hey, St. Louis! Fuck you! https://t.co/ywDB…
RT @kumailn: Very excited to say that my movie with @IssaRae, The Lovebirds (directed by Michael Showalter) is going to be on @Netflix on M…
RT @danagould: I kept saying to him, "Jerry, you have a beautiful, comfortable seat up there. You don't have to stay back here with me." H…
RT @danagould: Rest In Peace to the beautiful Jerry Stiller. What a mensch. We were once on the same flight from LA to Boston and he came…
RT @peeweeherman: Some flowers for all the moms out there! Hope you have a great Mother's Day!!! https://t.co/ScetFfRDhi
RT @ChrisThayerSays: I'll bet my mom's up in heaven right now, smiling, thinking, "Wow, it was really nice of them to let me out of hell fo…
💥TONIGHT💥 Cheer on @AveryReedMoore & @PatDean as they take on Houston in the #coasttocoastroast at 9pm CST! Get your 🎟 at: heliumpresents.com/coast-to-coast… https://t.co/uicbNqcLuj
It’s a Texas🤠showdown & it all starts TONIGHT! Check out #coasttocoastroast Austin v. Dallas at 9:30 CST⏰. Get tix now at : heliumpresents.com/coast-to-coast… https://t.co/VYkmaVwUkf
RT @sammorril: Remember that campaign hugs not drugs? Now hugs are worse
RT @AveryReedMoore: Hey guys @PatDean and I are gonna he on @DudleyandBob today at 3:30 to talk about the #coasttocoastroast We’re represen…
Armed with only wit, banter & hometown pride, 48 comics pair up to wage war for their respective 24 cities. Hosted by @marknorm & @JoeListComedy | Sponsored by SiriusXM & Cap City Comedy Club. It all starts May 7th! Get tix: bit.ly/3aUMyG2 #coasttocoastroast https://t.co/JQziV7NSmc
In your dream, was there still a 2 item minimum @CaytonHolland? Asking for a friend. pastemagazine.com/comedy/coronav…
RT @Luke_Snow69: Zimbabwean🇿🇼 born comedian Trevor Noah, to pay his Daily Show crew's salaries out of his own pocket..well done Trevor😥🙌🏾🙌🏾…
RT @TheDailyShow: This guy took applauding health care workers to a whole new level. https://t.co/A22LJZnke8
RT @shanecomedy: Interview in 2040: Interviewer - "How did you cure colon cancer and become the world's greatest proctologist at such a yo…
RT @birbigs: Other than the fact that they "murder" you they're really beautiful insects. nytimes.com/2020/05/02/us/…
RT @ChronEvents: We all can use a helping hand right now...here is a roundup of businesses, organizations, and nonprofits you can get invol…
RT @ComedyCastle: Benefiting #TipYourWaitstaff Conversations with Comedy Castle Comedians hosted by @wcsxjim & @kencalvertshow with special…
RT @pattonoswalt: Murder hornets. Sure thing, 2020. Give us everything. Hypno-frogs. Fecal blizzards. Toilet tsunamis. A CATS sequel. We ca…
Thank you @birbigs for including us in #tipyourwaitstaff! 🙌🙌🙌 twitter.com/bertkreischer/…
We are so excited to have @AveryReedMoore & @PatDean represent the ATX in the #coasttocoastroast starting May 7th! With hosts @marknorm & @JoeListComedy🤯🤯🤯- all the deets: heliumpresents.com/coast-to-coast… https://t.co/5XwrLktHkc
So excited to have @AveryReedMoore & @PatDean represent the ATX in the #coasttocoastroast starting May 7th! Check out heliumpresents.com/coast-to-coast… for all the deets! https://t.co/t09m4r4obp
#coasttocoastroast Houston, we’re coming at you May 7. Remember, if you hear three loud bangs during your set, it’s probably a sinker. heliumpresents.com/coast-to-coast…
RT @HlessHman: When everyone is getting off the zoom call but you’re struggling to find the leave meeting button so then it’s just you and…
Dan Cummins’ new hour special, Get Outta Here; Devil!, is out today & available on Amazon, Apple TV & more! TONIGHT ONLY (April 28) there is a special Vimeo discount from 8PM – 11:59PM EST - watch the new special for only .99 cents! https://t.co/Q3H0STSGIY
RT @ScottSticker: I miss the whirlwind emotional rollercoaster of having new jokes do surprisingly well on a Sunday night at @CapCityComedy
RT @colleenmcgarr: Laugh out loud as SXM launches the ‘Virtual Moontower Comedy Festival’ experience blog.siriusxm.com/laugh-out-loud…
RT @PUNCHcomedy: We miss all of you, too. Remember to keep doing great work (on whatever you love) until we all meet again. Viva @CapCityCo…
RT @anjelahjohnson: My favorite part about TikTok is I get to dance. I miss it. Fun facts: I was never a “trained” dancer but my motto was…
RT @melissavcomedy: Brad Pitt making a burrito https://t.co/bvb9eO73DD
RT @CTXFoodBank: Jim has been volunteering with us since 2013 & has donated 2,823+ hours! When the pandemic hit, he didn't let his age or c…
RT @toddbarry: The only time I ever thought of injecting disinfectant was when I got booked on a corporate gig and they asked me to work cl…
RT @TaikaWaititi: At least the Oscars will only be 30 minutes long next year.
RT @birbigs: So much fun today on #tipyourwaitstaff with @ToddGlass. The entire episode is on Instagram live for 24 hours! We have been fr…
RT @natebargatze: Most embarrassing moment of my life. https://t.co/5CU7P0GjHN
📣We have extended the FPIA submission deadline to MAY 15TH, 2020📣 🔗 : capcitycomedy.com/shows/125230 https://t.co/SSHF9BV0Mo
RT @PatDean: I do well with parents but not with their daughters
FPIA is coming July 2020! 🏆 Stay tuned for updates. 👑 https://t.co/P9eSIBIUkf
A great way to support your favorite comics right now is to buy their merch & stream their albums. And tell them you ♥️ them. https://t.co/DF6NkJt1KC
RT @ConanOBrien: In retrospect, the Hunger Games had a lower child death rate than what Dr. Oz is suggesting.
RT @JohnMilhiser: ⭐️Man Who’s Constantly Stuck in a Gust of Wind ⭐️ https://t.co/1n7OjAl2TY
👏👏👏 ⁦@ComedyCellarUSA⁩ youtu.be/dD3fhJ-bg94
Thank you to everyone who donated! We can't wait to be together again. gofundme.com/f/cap-city-com…
RT @BillGates: Halting funding for the World Health Organization during a world health crisis is as dangerous as it sounds. Their work is s…
RT @rejectedjokes: I've never eaten this many breakfasts in a row in my entire life.
RT @peteholmes: you like down time? how about ALL THE DOWN TIME IN THE WORLD? https://t.co/UUm7TE6Ylq
Set time 17 seconds. @ChuckWatkinsEsq https://t.co/5bCvs9qFYm
RT @TheSportsHernia: The greatest game of fetch I’ve ever seen. https://t.co/vCjYEolIuz
RT @MohanadElshieky: It’s that time of the day where I wonder if I’m super depressed or just need a 4th snack.
RT @LeaKThompson: Stay home stay safe. #bttf https://t.co/Xr6HC2cXwy
We asked comedians to do stand up from their quarantine- @shutupMurphy brought the goods. 🎸🎸 #capcitycybercomedy https://t.co/dZ53jxddOc
RT @matt_obrien: since comedy clubs aren’t open anymore I’ve started doing stand up on peoples doorbell cams https://t.co/jnBUfpxF3b
RT @macbdazzler: Got some weird looks wearing my face mask at the store. Seriously people? It’s everyone’s responsibility to slow the sprea…
RT @sammorril: RIP @VicHenley . He was always funny, kind and a great storyteller. Vic was the type of guy you were always happy to see. He…
RT @ComedyGivesBack: Tune in NOW to #LaughAid2020. Your favorite comedians get together to support Comedy Gives Back's COVID-19 Emergency R…
RT @ComedyGivesBack: Set your reminder now for Comedy Gives Back #LaughAid2020! Join us 4/4 at 4pm PT as some of the biggest names in comed…
RT @STEEEZUSCHRIST: Got to FaceTime with one of my really good friends today ☺️ https://t.co/Nhfc6QIHE0
RT @birbigs: Before you order something on amazon check for 2 minutes to see if you can order it directly from a small business. Bookstores…
RT @roywoodjr: Y'all quick to say Barney would wash Elmo but you forgetting Elmo's pedigree. Even his pops could blow. Elmo is 2nd generati…
Us. He would share and care with all of us.
If Alex was alive he would tell me the history of NYC and how amazing it is. #thinkcarethinkalex
We ❤️ Governor Cuomo and the citizens of NYC! #standwithNYC
RT @birbigs: This is called #tipyourwaitstaff. We’ve raised thousands of 💵 for waitstaff. We want to raise HUNDREDS of thousands. The way w…
Thank you, thank you, thank you for helping us reach our goal! ♥️♥️gofundme.com/f/cap-city-com…
RT @birbigs: Join us today on my Instagram at 330pm EST!! Raising some 💰 for waitstaff! 😀🙏🏻❤️
RT @EKropfpoet: We miss @CapCityComedy so we bought @bixbot's album and had our own little comedy night at home. Great album! https://t.co…
RT @KLBJ937: Since @thebrianposehn couldn't come in this week we thought it would be fun to share this video of him spilling the tea about…
So honored to be included- thank you @birbigs! vulture.com/2020/03/mike-b…
When the mics are off and the lights go out. Thanks for the write up @statesman. Sending love to all of our comedy friends right now, see you all on the other side! statesman.com/entertainmentl…
Say hi👋 to our friend @DougMellard #capcitycybercomedy https://t.co/dTf0T9ZnhY
RT @birbigs: Today at 2pm EST “tip your waitstaff” will be hosted by @roywoodjr with special guest @Ali_Speaks!! It’ll be on Roy’s IG LIVE!…
A comic rider request came in for a very specific red wine request which accidentally got chilled... so we put it inside a car in 103 temperatures. We were told it was delicious! #grapesoflaugh #winetoast #hereallweek #hoitytoity
Our fearless leader @MargaretRuthlee👩🏻‍🦰!#capcitycybercomedy #capcitymemorylane https://t.co/McM6PM39wd
May we present.. @macbdazzler! #capcitycybercomedy https://t.co/9QhavYIJuh
Thank you all so much for the outpouring of love today♥️.
RT @birbigs: Me & ⁦@mariabamfoo⁩ raising some bucks for a good cause over on Instagram with some new jokes!! She’s 💯! Watch all of her spec…
We miss the laughs & we can't wait to see you all again soon. gf.me/u/xskjys
 
 
 
 
 
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