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RT @MrDanZak: Eisenhower: "Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies...a theft from those who hunger & a…
WHY ARE ACRONYMS SO HARD FOR THESE DIPSHITS? twitter.com/seanhannity/st…
RT @nycsouthpaw: The same thing Nixon did in the smoking gun tape. didn't. even. make. the. lede.
RT @Mobute: [two weeks from now] WH sources say that Trump is going office to office asking anyone 'with a big desk' to confirm Russia isn'…
An infowars article calling out "conspiracy theorists" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ twitter.com/evanchill/stat…
We live in a Black Mirror episode where Trump's actions are dictated by randomly selected tweets. twitter.com/nice_mustard/s…
RT @pattymo: My god. This was posted 9 days ago twitter.com/nice_mustard/s…
RT @ChurchofSatan: For clarification, this is not a Satanic ritual. https://t.co/CccP39fqN4
The Apocalypse is scarier than anyone could've imagined.
Also apparently I'm at a Morrissey birthday party.
Help people are line dancing to "girls and boys" by Blur.
Hey guys don't worry I'm pretty funny now.
Brb, I'm gonna go have a couple more drinks so I think my jokes are funnier.
RT @jimgeraghty: Junior Secret Service Agent: POTUS & the Saudis wanna dance around w/swords. Senior Agent: (removes glasses, rubs eyes) F…
RT @tastefactory: Both of these people have served the same amount of time in the military https://t.co/rcHiEgqTwg
Trump next week: "I am a crook. I am the best crook. The Democrats were always favored to win the electoral college. I had the most. . . "
RT @rwxoxo: This looks like trump is about to yell at his mom & then lock himself in his room listening to the Marshall Mathers LP https://…
Time for some flame theory. (This thread is so dumb) twitter.com/JasonKuznicki/…
RT @JumpinJackFlask: What a unique hell we live in. https://t.co/fUqptBkbvd
RT @JasonKander: This made up rule explains the Lieberman pick. White House can stop FBI from investigating Trump, since Lieberman's firm r…
Anybody want to go to Japan in October?
Of course I didn't have popcorn for dinner. *tweets at 5am I definitely had popcorn for dinner*
RT @gilbertjasono: Wow President Trump is NOT looking forward to this trip, they’re handing these out to everyone on the plane https://t.co…
Someone is giving Huckabee a run for his money. 😹 twitter.com/RobSchneider/s…
Lock him up! Seriously. How is Flynn still free? twitter.com/jimsciutto/sta…
RT @darth: no wonder trump wants to bring flynn back to the white house 😹 twitter.com/jimsciutto/sta…
RT @sewknotwrite: @realDonaldTrump This was worse and more unfair. #trump #TrumpsterFire #toddlerpresident https://t.co/sGtAScKeY4
RT @sarahkendzior: Roundtable: "How to continue to abuse executive powers while your father and husband are under investigation for obstruc…
RT @TweetLikeAGirI: WE DONT DESERVE DOGS https://t.co/iCoFUpSQhe
RT @edzitron: In these dark times I'm just glad to see us all working together on something twitter.com/variety/status…
Apparently they're already putting up Ailes statues. https://t.co/5xu2Tg9snK
Guys I had a couple of happy hour drinks and now I think I'm pretty funny, fyi.
BREAKING: the Palm Beach County Sheriff just released video of Roger Ailes' final moments. youtube.com/watch?v=fgGIt6…
RT @HeerJeet: Maybe Breitbart is right & we shouldn't mock Roger Ailes but remember him at his finest moments. \ https://t.co/T3MrCeBLKh
RT @caitlin__kelly: 2015: Netflix and chill 2017: WaPo and freak out
RT @ndhapple: Staying in contact with the apparent target of an FBI investigation whilst encouraging Comey to drop the probe and then sack…
RT @RonHogan: A real president would have the Turkish government groveling just to maintain diplomatic relations with America by now. https…
RT @ilangoldenberg: 8. I guess no real harm comes of it. Not like ISIS is plotting to blow up airplanes with laptops or anything like that
RT @HallieJackson: The @VP's office isn't commenting at this time. twitter.com/halliejackson/…
This is important to note. Pence is dirty too. twitter.com/HallieJackson/…
So Flynn actively aided ISIS and the White House knew what he was doing. Have I missed anything?
RT @darth: "donald trump only worked on the campaign briefly and was a volunteer" -sean spicer tomorrow probably
Quick, everyone send pictures of yogurt to this asshole. twitter.com/dblanchard/sta…
RT @darth: noted prankster at CPAC 2016 with his beloved gallagher watermelon routine (attendees sworn to secrecy afterwards) https://t.c…
RT @Mobute: if only ryan could run across the canadian border, get smuggled by a coyote named mckenzie
Over/under until Trump fires Mueller?
I guess we'll know if this is actually true based on how nuts Trump goes on twitter. twitter.com/jonkarl/status…
RT @dril: weve toiled to bring you the greatest specifically tailored user experience of all time. PLease uncheck the box that says "Shut t…
yknow, if you're into that sort of thing twitter.com/austin360/stat…
 
can only watch shitty second-runs.
RT @blakehounshell: This is INSANE. Erdogan’s goons rough up Kurdish protesters ON EMBASSY ROW, as D.C. cops valiantly try to stop them. ht…
RT @nycsouthpaw: foreign dictators don't get to set their goons on protestors in our streets
RT @jaydaronson: Just trying to imagine how @TheDemocrats will manage to screw up this situation.
RT @KenJennings: Bad news, libs. Trump kept HIS notes from the Comey meeting as well. https://t.co/9Q5cmY1K4a
RT @gabrielsnyder: The most important unanswered question right now: why is Trump so willing to risk his presidency to help Michael Flynn?
RT @JohnJHarwood: this tweet aged well over the last five years - I mean, days twitter.com/matthewamiller…
RT @BradWieners: @jeffmason1 Which direction?
They said -exactly- this yesterday about laptop-gate and then confirmed it was all true today. twitter.com/NPR/status/864…
This one's for North Carolina, c'mon and raise up, call your senator and tell him to do his damn job. twitter.com/Sam_Frizell/st…
Hey @SenatorBurr, you have subpoena power. Maybe do your job for once? twitter.com/Sam_Frizell/st…
RT @tackettdc: BREAKING: Trump asked Comey to shut down Flynn investigation: memo @NYTMIKE nyti.ms/2rnK2lu
RT @HCookAustin: Finally found that election fraud Trump's been yammering on about. independent.co.uk/news/world/ame…
RT @zackwhittaker: @nytimes US warned Israel not to share intelligence with Trump in case he shared it with Russia—which is exactly what he…
RT @kumailn: "In conclusion, here's a drawing I've made of the Prophet Muhammad." twitter.com/AFP/status/864…
RT @mikerugnetta: I would like to respectfully request we start tweeting this panel now instead. https://t.co/nRniTBMmVa
RT @jbendery: Guys. There's a Senate GOP bill to strip fed officials of security clearance who've shown "extreme carelessness" w/ classifie…
Call your Senators and urge a vote on SB3135. (lol) congress.gov/bill/114th-con…
RT @fordm: Found these a while back, seems relevant now: Trump once called for Snowden to be executed for treason for "giving serious info"…
RT @hanseldee: Donald Trump is either a few fries short of a happy meal or he committed treason. 🍟twitter.com/nytimes/status…
RT @JohnCornyn: Leaking classified info is a crime that endangers American lives too
The president had a great first 100 days, compared to the subsequent 15.
RT @JohnDingell: Oh hell what now.
RT @netw3rk: the senator then pulled the straight talk express's steam whistle while silently mouthing "toot toot" and rumbled away https:/…
Hey @RepMcCaul still think this is treason? twitter.com/foxandfriends/…
RT @Carrasquillo: Oh My Goodness, What's Happened? The 2017 Story. twitter.com/byrdinator/sta…
RT @davejorgenson: "Excuse me, where's the lobby?" "I don't know but here is some classified information on ISIS" https://t.co/CzLOqtVil9
RT @darth: "maybe this will all blow over" "lol good one mr speaker" "will both of you find your own fucking bush this one is mine" https…
RT @brianbeutler: Regular reminder that the entire election turned on fake anger that Clinton had mishandled unmarked material at low-level…
 
 
 
 
 
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