Sometimes I actually think I'm funny. 🙃
Keep reporting hate speech until @Twitter removes all nazi accounts. https://t.co/afVk3n58G1
RT @briangaar: Hey TV reporters, this is what your job should be. Not getting "both sides," not buddying up with sources at the Corresponde…
RT @shahed: Trump on #Charlottesville: "Let's wait to get the facts, both sides, etc." Trump on #Barcelona: "DEPLOY THE PIG BLOOD BULLETS N…
@AISDSupt it's long past time to rename Reagan High. twitter.com/cubbie9000/sta…
RT @pourmecoffee: Statue talk reminds me that Odessa turned its Lenin statue into one of Darth Vader bbc.com/news/blogs-new… https://t.co/Q…
RT @LABlair1492: Here's what Paraguayans did with a statue of dictator Alfredo Stroessner (1954-89). It's an interesting compromise. https:…
RT @RepMarkTakano: RT if you wish the Speaker of the House had the same moral courage as the CEO of a soup company.
RT @baratunde: All this from Trump was not only predictable but actually predicted. None of this is surprising. Not one part.
RT @dsantat: HISTORY OF US PRESIDENTS: https://t.co/6mc0JCwdf6
RT @BruceBartlett: A reminder--according to Ivana Trump, Donald Trump kept a copy of Hitler's speeches to read at night. https://t.co/KdJzC…
RT @Susan_Hennessey: The current Commandant of the Marine Corps with a message to his troops and presumably his commander. https://t.co/SOn…
RT @TheDailyShow: Today is the day Donald Trump became president of the Confederacy.
RT @pixelatedboat: No, see, the racist general statues are just there to help us remember the past, that's why all holocaust memorials are…
Trump's even lost his beloved milk people. twitter.com/GotMilk/status…
RT @FanSince09: How Millennials are killing participation trophies. twitter.com/bnonews/status…
Pitched a tent in pitch black on a beach and woke up in a pretty amazing spot. ift.tt/2wZ6PXv https://t.co/KNhiayeG9z
RT @BenceNanay: Dr Seuss made the connection already in 1941... https://t.co/v1OFn65ex8
RT @JenAshleyWright: This Ursa Eyer cartoon is a pretty great illustration of how we got here. https://t.co/l9CSvv5GcA
RT @darth: imagine publicly calling out a black CEO resigning on principle instead of a white supremacist killer twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
RT @MattOswaltVA: barely 6 months into office Trump is juggling impeachment, Nuclear war, and a Nazi uprising but on the bright side he's m…
RT @MaxineWaters: Trump has made it clear - w/ Bannon & Gorka in the WH, & the Klan in the streets, it is now the White Supremacists' House…
RT @nycsouthpaw: Today in well-placed graffiti. https://t.co/lPtuADTbi5
Hey @MayorAdler can we finally rename Robert E Lee Street now?
We know exactly where the terrorists' leader is. Where's seal team 6?
Why does the president refuse to call it radical republican terrorism?
RT @profmusgrave: Amazing how the guy who speaks off the cuff with respect to Korean nuclear weapons chooses his words precisely to avoid c…
Agree 100%. Let's start with the occupant of the white house. twitter.com/SpeakerRyan/st…
RT @JohnDingell: I signed up to fight Nazis 73 years ago and I'll do it again if I have to. Hatred, bigotry, & fascism should have no plac…
I'm in Canada rn. Can y'all go ahead and deal with these Nazis before I get back?
RT @toomuchnick: "We will not rest until Fleshlight relaxes its return policy" https://t.co/CU0xc5icAE
Can someone take him a dump truck to 'drive' or something?
I need to go to sleep early and the fucking president goes and likes a tweet about him trafficking women for 'rape orgies'
I didn't think anything could be shocking anymore. twitter.com/TrumpsAlert/st…
RT @owillis: "Shep, it appears to be a very large chicken" https://t.co/lHv1Y3bhh7
Is a tweet that somehow makes sense in twenty-seventeen.
Will someone please pee on the President to help him relax and maybe not trigger nuclear holocaust?
Will someone please pee on the President so maybe he'll calm the hell down?
RT @ndhapple: @dblanchard SOMEWHERE, Indiana — Here beneath the dust clouds containing the ash of an incinerated San Francisco, President D…
RT @realDonaldTrump: Be prepared, there is a small chance that our horrendous leadership could unknowingly lead us into World War III.
RT @realDonaldTrump: "@TroyMeaz: @realDonaldTrump You need to become president before world war 3 starts!" Do not kid yourself, World War…
RT @molly_knight: A great way to get people to stop taking pills to numb out is to threaten nuclear war. Happy opioid crisis day, everybody…
RT @morninggloria: (Throws book on Watergate across room, sighs heavily, opens book on Hiroshima)
RT @GraceSpelman: feeling good about this guy being in charge twitter.com/readerer/statu…
RT @GideonResnick: it was fun knowing everyone twitter.com/AP/status/8950…
RT @BuzzFeedNews: # of women who have reached out to EMILY's List on running for office: 2015-2016 - 920 Since 2016 election - 16,000 http…
OMFG. (But how hasn't he popped it?) https://t.co/CqUHmUUHJE
Should journalists, bloggers, and pundits be exempt from laws that apply to all citizens? Yes or no? wapo.st/2vxvx3Y?tid=ss…
 
Should the President and his family be exempt from laws that apply to all citizens? Yes or no?
Omfg congrats @mobute on entering the rock and roll Hall of Fame twitter.com/Mobute/status/…
RT @pattymo: History books will refer to Mr. Trump as "President Deals", on account of all the Deals
Poor grand jury will probably have to watch the pee tape.
RT @texasdemocrats: Under Republican Gov. @GregAbbott_TX, the Texas economy fell from 3rd to 21st in the nation. #txlege Now: https://t.co…
RT @edzitron: Incredible. Trump is aggressively attacking Mexico over their organized crime in the most insane way. https://t.co/xYL5YuJrz6
"In a remark apparently meant as a compliment, Trump told Turnbull, 'You are worse than I am.'" wapo.st/2hqtKIl
RT @ddale8: Trump lied about the BOY SCOUTS. A senior Scouts source says there was no call at all, let alone a call telling him his speech…
Lol I'm arguing over a dollar with Target on Twitter. #whiteaf
RT @gilbertjasono: This administration could seriously be taken down by a Comedy Central revival of “Crank Yankers" https://t.co/8x08kp1JR8
RT @FutureBoy: I did the math, and #Scaramucci lasted for exactly 2,400 plays of Bohemian Rhapsody.
RT @SINON_REBORN: What your iPhone screen looks like when Eric Trump replies thinking you're his brother. What a fucking idiot. https://t.c…
RT @SINON_REBORN: ERIC TRUMP'S EMAIL ADDRESS. I'd feel bad if his fans couldn't reach him. etrump@trumporg.com https://t.co/5ibYleTxYC
RT @ericgarland: "We are too stupid to commit treason." This is not an especially cogent defense, actually. twitter.com/JennaMC_Laugh/…
Whoa. Also didn't know this was an option. twitter.com/WrrrdNrrrdGrrr…
The 'grab them by the pussy' guy doesn't want to be linked to vulgarity. 🙃 twitter.com/costareports/s…
At a ¿house party? And the people who live here are ¿out of town? Pretty cool spot though. https://t.co/q0Nn20rrUO
Hello, police? I'd like to report @twitter for a crime. Don't bother holding their head. https://t.co/4KfOxtK89P
Hello, police? I'd like to report @twitter for a crime. Don't bother holding their head.
When the social media guy has to post something so he pulls out his personal stash. twitter.com/NYPDnews/statu…
this non-linear twitter is so dumb with the frequency of major news. Why am I reading people's boy scout takes tonight?
RT @TheOnion: Priebus Grateful He Had So Little Dignity To Begin With trib.al/mBjdnCB https://t.co/4ENVBEizaa
Every single one of these officers should be immediately suspended. twitter.com/NBCNews/status…
Everybody's been on about that other Queen song because of the comms director, but this one feels more apropos now. goo.gl/oN3xs4
RT @meakoopa: a heroic John McCain unmasks the feckless villain behind the #SkinnyRepeal crisis: https://t.co/vm4B0veDhl
RT @LaMostarda: In your fuckin face, Pickle
Hey @SenateMajLdr I saw you crying, hope this pic of my puppy helps you feel better. Also, eat shit, loser. https://t.co/ZNHtRT7eDE
(85 is actually pretty young for some tortoises, guys)
Someone is designing a coffee cup that says "McConnell's Tears" on it rn
 
cafepress that and profit, for real
85-year-old turtle baby just adjourned the Senate because he was literally crying to hard to speak.
GUYS I HOPE EVERYONE IS WATCHING MCCONNELL UNABLE TO DO HIS SHIT RIGHT NOW BECAUSE HE'S CRYING. THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.
 
 
 
 
 
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