Christian, husband, father of 4, homeschooler, Austin, TX broker/Realtor, writer. Dallas Cowboys fan.
I would have covered the septic pumping myself if i thought the buyers were reasonable.
I lost a potential contract today for a client because the buyers would not allow the sellers any time to lease the home back so that they could close on a new place, move out, and clean. Inflexibility is not your friend when it comes to purchasing real estate.
RT @V_actually: Waitress vacuuming the floor. Flintstones, meet the Flintstones They're the modern stone age family. https://t.co/MkVLPNrF…
I love this video. Watch: 'Blueberry baby' gobbling up fruit is Nova Scotia's cutest export ctvnews.ca/lifestyle/watc…
The hashtag literally says “we love abortion”. Hard to imagine getting any lower than that. This is truly sad. twitter.com/reproaction/st…
RT @akkitwts: This baby trying to make Beatbox with his father is the funniest and most tender thing I've seen in a long time😂😍 Adorable ht…
My family discovered this entertaining and educational YouTuber yesterday. Lots of fun to watch! TheBackyardScientist youtube.com/user/TheBackya…
@StaceyHarkey Our TV got stuck forva bit while we were watching the latest episode of Freelancers. I thought this was a great freeze frame of you and @ThatMattMeese. https://t.co/qlLpl7xOgF
I am probably one of the few people whom you know who honestly prefers to use "who" and "whom" correctly. "Who" is a subject (doing something). "Whom" is an object. It is similar to the difference between "I" and "me", or "he" and "him". I know you were curious. Don't deny it.
I have always loved Jim Carrey’s movies. Sad to see that his artwork demonstrates that he has descended into madness. #prayforjimcarrey twitter.com/jimcarrey/stat…
RT @markydoodoo: me trying to be cool and normal talking to the cashier leaving CVS https://t.co/rhCs5zgcoD
I wore this pullover fleece thing the other day with my Paul Simon concert shirt. I like the effect, like I am smuggling him or like he is a sugar glider I keep in my shirt. https://t.co/fCWWyYBbJe
RT @LisaMei62: Chris Wallace will be moderating tonight's Buttigieg townhall. This will be a good time for me to cut off the power to hang…
This is tile from the wall of a half bath in my clients’ new home. Really unusual and nice. @pammalamma https://t.co/jZxvWKZRet
This tile in a spare bathroom of a client’s brand new home is very cool. https://t.co/BYe05JOXeF
Please share. I saw this story yesterday. I pray she is found safe. twitter.com/badkaratemovie…
RT @natureslover_s: Today’s is my Grandma’s 100th Birthday. She requested me to post her pic on Internet to get some good wishes. ❤️😇 https…
Today I learned that two of Elvis’s favorite movies were Patton and Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
RT @SladeWentworth: Everyone is cool until that cockroach starts flying.
RT @DrewCoffman: Here’s a video of a guy putting a camera on a sushi conveyer belt. It’s wonderful. Every table has a little story! https:/…
RT @SketchesbyBoze: me at 16: I want to see my face on TV! I want to be a legend! me now: I want to be a Gnome with a tiny shop in the woo…
RT @Mr_DrinksOnMe: The perfect crime doesn't exist. Me: https://t.co/7iCLNagvBg
Looking at a commercial property ad, I saw the phrase "perfect for a mathnasium". I have never seen that before.
Ah, the majestic and beautiful Post It note fish. twitter.com/abc/status/112…
RT @stewteee: Took my friend Christian to the zoo the other day. When I asked him what he wanted to do first. He said when in Rome do as th…
❤️❤️❤️ I love this very happy picture of my daughter, mom, and stepmother-in-law. https://t.co/kwT6D9LeA0
Let homeless families live in my home, no charge Paid legal costs for the poor Advocated for poor families to keep them together Did fundraisers to help buy homes, cars, & bill payments for the needy Introduced poor families and others, so they could have a place to stay, etc. twitter.com/tuttlesinger/s…
This person literally believes that the potential to be placed in foster care is more cruel than being murdered. twitter.com/jameelajamil/s…
RT @AnniemuMary: Picked up some milk, waved to my neighbor in his UPS uniform walking his dog, and now going to change into my cardigan and…
RT @JojJojoelle: Life lessons for us here. No matter what never give in. Be this little boy, who refused to give up. Be his friends who en…
Also, that man should probably be a motivational speaker. His name is Zee. I am thankful to have met him.
Tonight, I met a lifesaver at a convenience store. My daughter and I both badly had to use the bathroom, and they were about to close. He told me to come on in and “take your time”. He explained that he had just cleaned the restroom because some drunk person was in there and..1/
 
.it was “really sh*tty”. We talked for a bit before I left and he proudly told me it was the best restroom in town (probably true) and how he had been working there for 17 years. He expressed that he loves his job. I should never complain again about my own profession. 2/
RT @benshapiro: I don't think people should be able to murder everyone I'm not personally adopting. twitter.com/Get_off_my_Nic…
RT @fisherofmeh: I’m going to start saying “‘Nuff said” when it’s self-evident that not enough has been said. “Good morning, everyone. Man…
These three giant A/C units all service the large home I am selling to clients in Cedar Park. SEVEN zones. https://t.co/1DSpfxS76o
RT @TheFaceOfDave: Someone just emailed me a professional email that ended in "We could've snipped it in the butt earlier" SNIPPED IT IN TH…
RT @muffnbear: Quick request: After a round of seizures a few years back, Muffin Bear can't say "mom." Please say a little prayer that she…
RT @JRobb773: I will no longer sit through any budget meetings that are not delivered in character as Encyclopedia Brown.
RT @wildethingy: If 10,000 people retweet something dumb, it is still dumb.
RT @CrockettsBeard: What’s your favorite kind of donut? Mine is donuts.
With so much attention focused on Snapchat filters, I tested them and found this beauty the other day. Pretty sure this look would make me unrecognizable to my loved ones. https://t.co/VfNR2s6GFx
How many people have you blocked on Twitter? As a longtime user, my list is quite long. Curious to see if I am an outlier on this.
RT @SketchesbyBoze: due to personal reasons I’m retiring to the rooftops of Paris, where I shall fall in love with a beautiful ballerina wh…
Alyssa Milano Launches Line Of Purity Rings babylonbee.com/news/alyssa-mi… via @TheBabylonBee
RT @ConanOBrien: How to get a Netflix special the hard way: do stand up for a decade The easy way: be a serial killer
RT @sarahsalviander: As a Christian, I’ve heard it all from nonbelievers… “You just believe what your parents told you.” “You must not kno…
RT @GlamazonianRage: THIS IS NOW THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS TO ME. https://t.co/uq2gntJbzH
Have you ever had an original tweet or meme go viral or somewhat viral? If so, what was it?
RT @PaulMinor4real: I will get stronger I will get faster I will succeed I will lose these last 210 pounds Believe in yourself and n…
Our oldest daughter graduated from high school last night. Such a fun, wholesome event with an awesome dance party afterwards. So proud of her and of my wife @pammalamma for homeschooling our kids. I love them both so very much. https://t.co/LujUoutwOr
My wife got this unsolicited message on her phone from an ad she had posted. I love the response. https://t.co/h9La3nZZjy
RT @copymama: UGH I hate those overachieving moms who “don’t lose school forms” and “fill them out on time” and “send them in without greas…
RT @kashthefuturist: This truck gives you a view of what's ahead of it. https://t.co/uWoXav2GRw
RT @ConanOBrien: I just heard that Netflix has given a full-series order to my neighbor's Ring Doorbell Camera.
On Happy Days, why was Potsie Webber only popular with the ladies when he was singing, then a total dork everywhere else?
RT @SketchesbyBoze: everyone says “writers don’t matter” until two guys with no clue how to tell a story are tasked with bringing an end to…
RT @GimbalLocke: Installing a browser plugin on a co-worker’s laptop that replaces random words with “Chewbacca.”
RT @StaceyHarkey: I was putting on my belt and started wondering if it was real leather. I look down and- https://t.co/M6xC4CNemj
RT @JRobb773: It's Thursday! Read a chapter from your favorite book. Drink lemonade on the patio. Smuggle a haunted amulet out of the museu…
Putting together pictures for my daughter’s upcoming high school graduation. I love this one, because my wife is gorgeous, and because my daughter has such a funny and dissatisfied look on her little face. https://t.co/gFsLT9D5fs
Enjoying time with my youngest daughter. https://t.co/Lx0TpYDHAy
God loves you no matter who you are or what you have done.
As each has received a gift, use it to serve one another, as good stewards of God's varied grace. bible.com/59/1pe.4.10.esv
I would probably vote for a presidential candidate brave enough to use Twisted Sister’s “We’re Not Gonna Take It” as his/her campaign song, especially if the candidate led a rousing singalong to this one. #winning
Last night while reading, I learned that the original Lothario was a character from a story told within Don Quixote.
I saw this yesterday near by home. Should I be concerned? 🙂 https://t.co/yTCNnsjRPG
RT @Taconomist: Please stop what you are doing and pray for Archer he is very sick right now. https://t.co/aoZ5Ch9kfe
New word I learned tonight - “prolix”, meaning too wordy. Obviously related to prolific.
Congratulations to my client Kathi on the sale of her home today! https://t.co/EgaJbf4vuW
I would like to offer a huge thanks to the buyer’s agent who cleaned up the drug paraphernalia at the listing we closed together recently. The seller’s family is lazy and mean, and they use recreational drugs, but other than that, they’re solid citizens.
RT @TwinzerDad: Toddler: I’m a lady bug! Me: Oh yeah, what kind of noise does a lady bug make? Toddler: ::Screams at the top of his lungs…
RT @HenpeckedHal: son: daddy, do you believe in the Boogie Man? me: I used to, but not anymore [from under the bed]: I forgot to pick y…
RT @numeri33: I watched my 10 y/o pull 1 of his baby teeth out of his mouth without so much as a wince, then tongue the hole to clean the b…
Having helped many dozens of families who have relocated to the Austin, Texas area, I can attest that I frequently hear about how clean things are, and how friendly everyone seems. statesman.com/news/20190503/…
RT @LawrenceKS_PD: Please don’t shoot at the tornados. twitter.com/arobidy/status…
RT @GimbalLocke: So, according to climate alarmists, humanity’s extinction due to climate catastrophe is bad; but humanity’s extinction due…
RT @rhetorical_rory: the other night a guy tried to tell me that waylon jennings wasn't really a country artist and i am still livid about…
RT @political_ellie: Me: I should go to sleep My brain: https://t.co/7s6tUzfyVg
RT @natureslover_s: In case you were wondering how big an eagle’s talons are.. https://t.co/d0AcWAWWie
I had an opportunity tonight at a fundraiser to meet two of my football heroes from the Dallas Cowboys, Tony Dorsett and DeMarcus Ware. So much fun! https://t.co/XRibno7GYA
Happy 10th birthday to my youngest daughter. Fun day! https://t.co/gArcEqMh4i
RT @MrGirlDad: Clean homes are a luxury of the childless.
People were calling Zeke Elliott fat last week. This was taken two days ago. https://t.co/vcFvmKH9SI
RT @ankles_so_weak: Everyone’s always asking if Pepsi is ok but nobody ever checks in to see how Coke is doing
 
 
 
 
 
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