public television producer (Austin City Limits @acltv). bon vivant. ebullient yet subversive full-figured beauty. single mom by choice. tweets are my own.
How to look punk as fuck while eating an avocado - @acltv Interview with brilliant @chrissiehynde of The Pretenders bit.ly/2gfInuB
cc: @IvankaTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump. BTW Tiffany, honey, you don't owe him a thing. twitter.com/momma_problem/…
Please dear lord whatever we find out in the upcoming weeks & months, don’t let Tom Hanks be one of them.
RT @knowyourIX: Remember: you do not have to publicly discuss your experiences for them to be considered valid. #MeToo https://t.co/nM6e3EP…
Set list for for tonight’s @acltv taping with @runjewels https://t.co/xq6ixNgO19
@herbiehancock set list for tonight’s @acltv taping. https://t.co/GFoDDz4bhh
RT @herbiehancock: RT if you're tuning in for tonight's Austin City Limits live video stream at 8pm CT! youtu.be/KvrP_XIXAp0 #ACLTV http…
Scumbags know how to hide their acts even when it's an 'open secret,' as lower level producer I see things my EP on… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
RT @WilDonnelly: So while Trump claims he ordered Pence to leave game, his real boss had already ordered him to leave & go to CA to raise m…
RT @Travis_Waldron: The White House is orchestrating political stunts meant to silence black athletes who are protesting racial oppression…
RT @acltv: Ed Sheeran is on our season premiere tonight on @pbs. Here's 'Shape Of You' on.mtv.com/2ksfost via @MTVNews
Y’all Republican women are sluts too. Maybe those fetching handmaiden caps will be covered? twitter.com/christinawilki…
Well darn it if I do really like this new Dan Auerbach record.
RT @SenKamalaHarris: If you need to renew your DACA status, mail your paperwork TODAY, October 3. If you have questions, please call my off…
RT @Shareblue: "They should be praying for God to forgive them for letting the gun lobby run this country." – @jimmykimmel #LasVega…
I wonder who else will have the brass to join them? twitter.com/jefftweedy/sta…
Mimi: What did you read at school today? Jimmy: THERE WAS AN OLD LADY WHO SWALLOWED A BAT Jimmy: Sure are lotsa old ladies swallowing stuff
This is a dream come true. I can't wait to get started. twitter.com/TexasMonthly/s…
 
Next chapters are the best chapters. Congratulations, Kathy.
 
Thank you! I look forward to celebrating at LCD!!!
 
Oh yes! Let me buy you a Red Headed Stranger!
RT @TaraSetmayer: Poor leadership??? Smh. No, this is what real leadership looks like during a crisis. #PuertoRicoReliefNOW https://t.co/lO…
RT @CNN: “Dammit, this is not a good news story” It’s “a ‘people are dying’ story”: San Juan mayor slams acting DHS secretary https://t.co/…
Jimmy & I are just about finished with @JuddWinick’s 3rd Hilo book & I need a Capt. Underpants break. What should we read next?
I'm in favor of 280 characters for 45 if it'll prevent him from ...ing us into a nuclear hellscape.
Still hope I wake up and see Patrick Duffy coming out of the shower. twitter.com/musicloverchic…
Meanwhile just did a Scooby double take at the sight of Jerry Jones taking a knee. It really is the damnedest year.
It wasn't about Trump, but like all narcissicists he had to make it about him. twitter.com/efflorescene/s…
RT @sadengels: 7 years ago i joined twitter dot com to keep up with one direction on x-factor and now i'm a communist
RT @KrunkedRobot: Haunted House idea: A poorly lit Walmart littered with people you haven't seen since High School.
I might start watching football if someone gave Colin Kaepernick a job.
RT @matt_slotnick: you know what's actually pretty disrespectful to the american flag? the confederate flag
Lolz are there people still on Twitter talking about SEO & brand engagement?
RT @jfreewright: Kneel so hard Sunday the earth shakes.
RT @marcushjohnson: Imagine if the President condemned the KKK or Russia hacking elections like he does Black people asking for equality.
It's see-through, in fact it's invisible and it's already there! We did it! Everyone can go home now. #MAGA twitter.com/kashanacauley/…
What are the next steps for making more equitable schools for students of color? @jbouie and @chrislhayes: Desegre… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
 
First off, very smart I agree and all that, but look at how cute y'all are on TV!
It's true. They're always trying to sneak into his tree and take all his cookies. twitter.com/politico/statu…
Despite Jimmy's affinity for muscular 70s rock, his teacher tells me he's done an excellent job as line leader this week & was kind, sharing
Special shout out to cool dad with his kid wearing ear protectors playing air drum perfection. Watch for him about 3 minutes in. LOVE. 2/2
Watching newly edited @acltv @amandashires & @JasonIsbell & it's giving me new life. Hope The High Road making me cry at my desk dammit 1/2
So the radical pinko lefties at the AMA & Blue Cross Blue Shield think this is a bad idea too? twitter.com/JeffYoung/stat…
RT @bbcthree: Liam Gallagher making tea is the best thing you'll see today. As you were. https://t.co/JaAB0p6Qr2
Joe Straus, the only Republican that ever made me cry in a good way. Thank you, sir. twitter.com/texasmonthly/s…
Scene: car ride to school Me: an important part of being happy is being good to others Jimmy: would you play Another One Bites The Dust?
Stephen Miller, author of the I'm Rubber, You're Glue Doctrine. We're being governed by sophomoric white supremacis… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
RT @ChuckModi1: "Police confiscate apple cider vinegar that helps combat known chemical agents cops spray in ppl's faces" https://t.co/fhzs…
RT @HannahDrake628: @TheOtherLeslie @SLMPD Bet they won't release those officer's names. This is a form of intimidation and no one is scare…
RT @ReignOfApril: I have no doubt this is to substantiate the "looting" claims. 😒 #StockleyProtest twitter.com/maryteatowel/s…
RT @SykesCharlie: This should be career ending twitter.com/ddale8/status/…
I took a break from composing my WTF list to take my reason for everything to Volente Beach before it closes for th… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
RT @jesseberney: They shove her to the ground with shields. Step over her. Mace someone trying to help her. twitter.com/JordanUhl/stat…
Read the spoiler review for Mother and will not be viewing this film nosireebob thankyouverymuch.
RT @Tepper: The head coach at Madisonville is Rusty Nail. The head coach of Caldwell is Bobby Jack Goforth. Texas for-freakin’-ever. #tx…
RT @AmericanaFest: What a great, @irisdement and @JohnPrineMusic! #AmericanaFest https://t.co/Nlcue3LUvL
RT @JoaquinCastrotx: How about driver's licenses? twitter.com/RyanGuillen/st…
"I just feel so grateful"- my mom after seeing MAY IT LAST: A PORTRAIT OF @theavettbros. I agree.
So the geniuses at Equifax have my current employer listed as someone I haven't worked for in 25 years. So I guess buyer beware?
RT @splinter_news: How did tipping become the norm in the U.S.? Well, the practice has some racist roots––that go all the way back to slave…
Two shots of bourbon were inadequate preparation to quell my frequent shrieking throughout IT.
RT @KamalaHarris: Are you a Dreamer whose renewal is set to expire before 3/5/18? You MUST renew before October 5. Spread the word. https:/…
The cricket is back.
RT @emilyvgordon: Honestly, fuck a peplum.
RT @MattressMack: If you are able you can ship or drop off any items to 6006 North Freeway Houston, TX 77076. Thank you! #HoustonStrong htt…
RT @KaivanShroff: 100% of Dreamers have no criminal record and 91% have jobs. Find me a single Trump rally where that's the case. This is t…
RT @kazweida: Meet Alonso Guillen, a DACA recipient who drowned rescuing others after Harvey. He's a hero & an American and he belongs here…
There's a cricket in my house.
No African citizens granted visas for African trade summit in California | US news | The Guardian amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/m…
Re-retweeting to add a link for this song does indeed have great healing power youtu.be/Wro3bqi4Eb8 twitter.com/mrrodair/statu…
RT @MrRodair: The great Archie Bell helps Houston heal and dry off by doing the "Tighten Up" @ContClubHouston https://t.co/FrCfwL2tPs
RT @thorharris666: Terry Gross : Are you really running for governor? Me: Fuckin A ! TG: Do you think you can win ? Me: our last 3 have bee…
RT @MattOswaltVA: "You have a choice Houston, starve to death...or eat vegan." (ENTIRE CITY OF HOUSTON TAKES A BIG SWIG OF WHISKY) "I'll s…
Can we please end this Trump madness so I can go back to disagreeing with McMullin, Kristol & Romney? (Thanks, Ev) twitter.com/evan_mcmullin/…
Or you could call a special session and tap the Rainy Day Fund to give them what they really need.… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
RT @PBS: If you missed last night's @PBSAmerMasters, stream Richard Linklater: Dream is Destiny now. #AmericanMastersPBS https://t.co/qNYhK…
RT @JuliaDavisNews: #Russia's state TV host pours more gas on the fire, saying: "So why did we elect such a President? Audience claps. htt…
RT @kbschroedy: I'm probably more pleased with myself than I should be. https://t.co/YiTOfbuDih
RT @DavidDTSS: I wrote about the untold story of Dick Gregory forcing the FBI to uncover the bodies of Goodman, Chaney & Schwerner https://…
RT @JoshMalina: How about writing "HARRIET TUBMAN" across Jackson's face on every $20 bill that passes through our hands? #resist https://t…
RT @Mikel_Jollett: Trump ending DACA isn't about crime. You have to have a spotless record to qualify. It's about basic, plain and simple…
RT @BotlineThe: RT and say it with us: GIVE US A REPORT BOT BUTTON! GIVE US A REPORT BOT BUTTON! GIVE US A REPORT BOT BUTTON! @Twitter…
Wholly consistent with the Trump / GOP pro-pussy grabbing platform. twitter.com/joncoopertweet…
Houston ISD to provide 3 free meals per day for all students this school year - Houston Chronicle m.chron.com/news/houston-w…?
RT @centromatic: Mookie Wilson original paining by Will Johnson. All proceeds go to Houston Food Bank. Auction ends Sunday. https://t.co/Jc…
RT @w_terrence: People in Port Arthur Texas are getting a lot of water please retweet this if you know anyone in Texas who may need help!!!…
Thanks POTUS and FLOTUS, cabinet, state and local officials, and fellow Texans for heroic response to… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
 
Love the hats they are wearing! Is there any place I could purchase one?
Just had to break it to Jimmy that he can't have peanut butter in his lunch at his new school. He is not taking it… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
RT @MattressMack: Our GF N FWRY & GF Grand PKWY stores are open for those in need. If you can safely join us, we invite you for shelter and…
RT @TexasMonthly: This is very important if you are planning to file an insurance claim because of Hurricane Harvey: texasmonthly.com/burka-blog/her…
RT @kaitlinmonte: If you are in #Houston and need shelter, you are being asked to group together with neighbors and call 713-426-9404 to be…
RT @RueMagnolia: Truck Help needed for couple in #MissouriCity / #Sugarland before reservoir opens tonight- #HarveyRelief please RT https:/…
RT @QuiddityJones: Just confirmed: The GRB Convention Center in Houston is a Shelter where they are NOT looking for ID or papers for anybod…
 
 
 
 
 
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