Omar L. Gallaga · @omarg ☜ 14,164
Technology culture writer for @512tech / @statesman. @StatesmanShots podcast co-host. Member of @TheLCP. No body slams, please.
Shopping for a laptop this weekend? Listen to some advice from 512tech's @omarg atxne.ws/2rarE0g https://t.co/HwH40CaZn0
"Missbilligung": German for "massive shade." twitter.com/nymag/status/8…
Seeing "Alien," hoping ICE doesn't get the wrong idea.
BBQ sandwich game strong at Krause's farmer's market booth ift.tt/2r7y0O7 https://t.co/3dM8vDkwrE
"Dear Mr. Putin: may I have access to this secret Kremlin back channel? Do you guys ever talk about Tetris? How abo… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
I’m still proud of “Libations for your Situations” @StatesmanShots atxne.ws/1ESjezq #wordnerd
What happens next: @GovAbbott says, "Can't you reporters take a joke?" And we'll have to reply, "Have you seen our salaries? Not really."
I know nothing about golf but Derek Levine’s enthusiasm made me want to go try it out: twitter.com/512tech/status…
 
If we get enough of us to buy bulletproof vests, I bet we get a group discount.
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This week can go fuck itself. #journalism twitter.com/PatrickSvitek/…
My radio segment over on @TexasStandard about laptop shopping twitter.com/512tech/status…
How to not lose a state election in Montana https://t.co/OIPccXY6Yv
When Spotify starts playing Teddy Pendergrass in your earbuds and you're like, "Spotify, I am at WORK! This is inap… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
So no body slams then, @NETarrantTea? What about atomic wedgies, suplexes, turnbuckle dives and clotheslines? Are w… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
I'll be on @TexasStandard in a bit discussing laptops! Tune in!
RT @tehdago: percy! ready my balloon! it's time! twitter.com/KXAN_News/stat…
2016: nothing but celebrity deaths. 2017: nothing but alarming news headlines. twitter.com/statesman/stat…
Trying to write a beautiful poem about birds but real birds outside my window won’t shut the fuck up. GET A JOB, BIRDS! That’s the poem. btw
"if someone does spoof your fingerprint, they can use that for the rest of your life; you can’t change it like a pa… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
my bird ‘bout to make a special delivery to the set of Spring Breakers 2. twitter.com/CassLowe/statu…
OH in the Texas legislature: “… that may of them do do.” Ha, doo doo.
Why isn’t Speed Googling an Olympic sport? #athlete
Stunned that Texas legislators INCLUDING ONE FROM NEW BRAUNFELS derailed a lunch-shaming bill. atxne.ws/2qPQPqB #hotlunchnotsomuch
It's the new "We're making a web portal" / "... building an app" / "starting a podcast" twitter.com/sarahintampa/s…
Why I frankly just can’t take some readers seriously https://t.co/YtcWVC4jDr
There’s also a glowing orb in the new “Twin Peaks,” so I’m just going to chalk it up to some very clever Showtime m… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
RT @512tech: ICYMI: how ex-Nike leader Ed Boyd and his team of designers changed how @Dell sees the future atxne.ws/2pZeMwW #dell ht…
Les Moonves contract extension will outlive us all! twitter.com/CNBC/status/86…
My daughter is performing solo in a school talent show today, which makes her one of the bravest people I’ve ever met.
This is gonna require some unpacking. #TwinPeaksTheReturn
At @pabably's #twinpeaks viewing party. This is already like a dream. ift.tt/2rGeJTW https://t.co/mQKbePIxx1
Well, shit. I wish SNL had been a better showcase for her talents. twitter.com/ew/status/8663…
Curious if there's been an uptick in travel bookings to Italy since #MasterofNone S2 dropped. The tortellini are calling me.
RT @PreviouslyTV: Watch Dwayne Johnson (the) Rock the #SNL finale; @omarg reports! previously.tv/saturday-night… https://t.co/ynLtXOXvxs
But why is Katy Perry cosplaying Kristen Wiig? #snl https://t.co/ErhUGjZ0hD
This is a good #SNL season finale. Turned it around after last week's.
I miss Katy Perry's Furry phase. #snl
Spotify playing you random music is not that different from a self-driving car shuttling you around except for the part where you might die.
"sure, i don't mind running all the @statesman websites on friday afternoon, should be pretty slow right?" — me, an idiot, earlier today
 
Just remember: it's always Friday afternoon somewhere.
 
(don't actually use that on the sites, it's not accurate)
What do you think it was that did it apart from everything? twitter.com/esquire/status…
My radio segment this week on @TexasStandard! twitter.com/512tech/status…
It looks like Instagram finally removed @Flickr as a service you can share to. Damn, that's cold.
"Roger Ailes Isn't Dead" is just enough clickbaity bullshit to get me to unsubscribe to @Newsweek's email newsletter.
Every cell in my brain went into writing this and now I ams dsfsajdkvneow20y2jf dsadsfsadf bbaag twitter.com/512tech/status…
When you're a journalist looking at Chartbeat all day https://t.co/GhMTWAgzP6
I ate some seaweed with chocolate. It was a mistake.
RT @petridishes: skirts at Fox News today will be lowered to half-mast
I got to poke around before the grand opening of @b8ta -- take a look at how it's different from other electronics… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
I'll be on @TexasStandard in a bit talking about ransomware. Tune in... Or else!
RT @CahnEmily: Roger Ailes is dead, @DRUDGE_REPORT announced with statement from his wife https://t.co/TGeMZQD0xA
Chris Cornell. Damn. #RIP
Curious that Uber didn't disavow this part again instead of doing a victory lap today bit.ly/2qt5uYt https://t.co/ihZzRWpLcq
This is gonna be interesting. #ReturnOfUber #ATX twitter.com/Uber/status/86…
It's sure looking like Uber and Lyft will be returning to Austin. twitter.com/statesman/stat…
This won't last long, but it's $299 and in stock right now. twitter.com/Wario64/status…
RT @mrjaycoles: JFK was literally assassinated. twitter.com/sabrinasiddiqu…
(Probably not, but interesting)
Did Warner Bros. accidentally spill the release date/window for Xbox Project Scorpio? https://t.co/mJMzFzY8AC
Friday the 13th game site: screenshot of half-naked young woman followed by images of the nine guys who designed it bit.ly/2qpjItS
Me: I think I've finally mastered how to scan and send a PDF receipt at the right orientation. Photocopier: No.
Oh shit, it's been so long I forgot how to Pinterest.
Imagine as CEO of McDonald's you revealed how Secret Sauce is made. Only this Secret Sauce COULD LITERALLY JEOPARDIZE NATIONAL SECURITY.
Reader believes a gun from 2032 in the video game “Prey” supports gun-rights advocates. And that I might get fired. bit.ly/2riUpac
With the untimely death of Powers Boothe, there is now a vacuum in Hollywood actors named Powers. I nominate Channing Tatum. Powers Tatum.
Catchall image for use in these times. https://t.co/UUn2Y9Najz
RT @PreviouslyTV: Watch the highlights (and some tired lowlights) from Melissa McCarthy's 5th #SNL previously.tv/saturday-night… https://t.co/8Ab…
That #SNL sketch is probably just enough to get Spicer fired for real. That's the world we're living in.
Sorry, Mr., uh, Oreo, is it? I'm going to need to see your license and registration, you've been… instagram.com/p/BUDeLLugsYx/
Sorry, Mr., uh, Prep, is it? I'm going to need to see your license and registration, you've been driving erratical…… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
Somebody combined wrestling with Bejeweled, now I love wrestling again! https://t.co/smEIXSpLnR
Or maybe just deport this guy to Assholistan. I'd contribute to the Go Fund Me for that. twitter.com/patrickmichels…
In my house it's graphing abacus or GTFO twitter.com/cnntech/status…
Oh shit, I think the president is 'bout to release a scorching mixtape! #trapmusic #45solo #ComeyDissRap twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
Hey, Nintendo Switch owners, I'm working on a column: what's your most/least favorite thing about the Switch so far?
"Dear Mr. Putin: I hear some of your journalists are getting stuff on the front page of our largest newspapers. Got… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
 
 
 
 
 
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